Hello, it's me.

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by One Man Banned, Jan 6, 2016.

  1. One Man Banned

    One Man Banned Member

    11
    Jan 6, 2016
    Hello, I’m new, I’ve been stalking
    you for all these years and I know everything
    They say that time's supposed to heal, it hasn’t
    So I’m here for free medical advice.

    Hello, can you hear me?
    I'm in California dreaming about how good it used to be
    When the waves weren’t full of boogers
    Because they couldn’t figure it out that its better on your feet

    There's such a difference between us
    And a million miles

    Hello from waaaaaaaaay outside
    Don’t drop in on me, that is my line
    Look at me I’m vibing, I’m vibing all the time
    Meet me at my break and we’ll fight in real life.

    Hello from the inside
    Do you even duck dive?
    Don’t ditch your board, I’ll break it
    But it don't matter, the only thing you’re surfing, is the internet

    Hello, NOYA.
    Surfing isn’t a group hug, I'm sorry
    I hope that you're Swell
    If the mods don’t like you they’ll kick you off if they don't like your story

    It's no secret
    Singularity is upon us, we’re running out of time

    So hello from waaaaaaaaaay side
    I’ve vibed you a thousand times
    How much do you bench? How many hindus have you banged?
    I bet you don’t even have any photoshopping skills.

    Hello from waaaaaaaay outside
    Your stuff is floating away with the ebbing tide
    I threw it in there, and I waxed your windshield
    Cuz it don't matter, you won’t be surfing here anymore

    Noya, anymore
    Noya, anymore
    Noya, anymore
    Anymore...

    Hello from the other side
    I been banned a thousand times
    And I'm not sorry, for anything that I've done
    You can’t ban me from work, phone and my home.

    Hello from waaaaaaaaaaaaay outside
    Thank you for all the grilling tutorials I've tried
    Tell me more about sand recon, it is a lost art.
    But it don't matter, it isn’t even surfing season anymore.
     
  2. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Your brain sounds grilled
     

  3. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Now this one is deffo Emass, The Abandonner.
     
  4. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    lol emass how many accounts you got?
     
  5. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    He just needs a good arvo sesh now that he's a Californeeway transplant.
     
  6. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    to long, didn't read.

    Only one intro thread per day, thanks.

    FOAD
     
  7. Clowns-r-Us

    Clowns-r-Us Well-Known Member

    107
    Nov 18, 2015
    In other news the worst thing about Adele is that when you tell one of her legion of fans that "I'm not into her music" even politely they look at you like you just denied the Holocaust.

    And no brah, I don't need to "just listen to this one song for real you'll totally dig it."
     
  8. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    That woman annoys the absolute schit out of me.

    New album from her = random sad calls from women of yesteryear.
     
  9. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    exactly
     
  10. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    thats how i feel about pearl jam, but they just suck. Try living in Seattle and telling that to people at the bar.

    "Dude are you KIDDING ME? Eddie Vetter is a God, have you even listened to his Solo Ukulele album?"

    ^my favorite response to "i dont like pearl jam"
     
  11. One Man Banned

    One Man Banned Member

    11
    Jan 6, 2016
    Never heard that album, is it a one man band?

    lolololololololololololol
     
  12. Clowns-r-Us

    Clowns-r-Us Well-Known Member

    107
    Nov 18, 2015
    Hahaha. Yeah that sounds pretty sacrilegious for people in Seattle. How do you feel about Alice in Chains and Soundgarden tho?
     
  13. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
  14. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    to be honest, they all kinda sound like there singing out of their butt. Hence I refer to it all as "butrock". Alice in Chains is ok tho.
     
  15. EMazzSpicoli

    EMazzSpicoli Well-Known Member

    182
    Jul 1, 2015
    lol c'mon seldom. I'd never go with an alias. The only reason I'm Emazz now is because Simod never gave me access to reset my password on the old account when I got a new computer. Had been logged in automatically on the Emass account for 2 years straight and forgot the damn pw.
     
  16. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Happy New Year bro! Sorry to hear aboot your vehicular challenges as of late. Hope you're scoring some good ones out there with all the heavy storms. Is Mavs going off?
     
  17. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013

    I'll give this two paws up
     
  18. xJohnnyUtahX

    xJohnnyUtahX Well-Known Member

    472
    May 30, 2010
    I thought it was because you've been surfing for a year now and all hard core n stuff, traded in your s's for z's
     
  19. Clowns-r-Us

    Clowns-r-Us Well-Known Member

    107
    Nov 18, 2015
    Lol butrock. And yeah AIC is the best of the three IMHO.
     
  20. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    So I guess Temple of the Dog really sucks, eh? I think they're good, but what the hell do I know?

    I kind of like Soundgarden, Chris Cornell has a good voice, and they are sick musicians. But I can see how the whole grunge thing can be quite annoying after a few small doses.

    How bout Muddle of Pud? They really suck!