Dearest new guy, Welcome to the forume, you're one stop shoppe for grammare, medical advice, dating and marital counseling, and therapy. Please go write down a long list of your life goals on a piece of paper, fold it neatly 26 times and place it in your left pocket. Then kill yourself. And welcome to the forume.
Don't listen to these washed up old scrotums. They can't surf anymore so they sit around on the computer making fun of us who still can.
