Hello Tread

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by Clowns-r-Us, Nov 19, 2015.

  1. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    are you a cumulonimbus clown?

    har har.

    defy physics, and insert the universe into your cock hole, and die.

    welcome.
     
  2. Clowns-r-Us

    Clowns-r-Us Well-Known Member

    107
    Nov 18, 2015
    Thanks erybody.

    tlokein -indeed, it takes a clown to understand the dark mysterious world of clowns.

    walkingonh2o -don't worry I spend too much of my life looking at swell reports to not stop by here from time to time, even if only to clown on you guys.

    and Uncle, of course cumulonimbus clouds are a clown's favorite, which technically makes every clown a cumulonimbus clown.
     
    Last edited: Nov 19, 2015

  3. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Welcomee- your one of the only ones who actually listened to our advise on a proper hello threade

    Now your gonna be just one of the guys, you'll fit in just fine.


    Well done... For a clown anyways...

    Hey did you meet Barry yet? He is pretty much the only normal one around here (according to himself)

    And we also have a Tard who works at the Waffle House, he is one of my fav
     
  4. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    You forgot window lickers! Welcomme Clown
     
  5. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    I rike dis guy. Bienvenidos, Senor Payaso.
     
  6. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Have you ever tried apple flavored clown royale? Smooooth. All the bozos around here do shots of it.
     
  7. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    Welcome. Please don't be this clown:

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  8. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Do you drive a classic Jaguar XKE? Those were always my favorite hoopties until my best friend ranked on them...told me they looked like "clown shoes ".
     
  9. EMazzSpicoli

    EMazzSpicoli Well-Known Member

    182
    Jul 1, 2015
    Hello treads really aren't made like they used to be
     
  10. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    I love crown royal! I have tried the apple and yes it was smooth, but I wouldn't buy a whole bottle or sit around doing shots of it.
     
  11. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    They make a rye now. I am sure it will be meh, but cool to see them venturing outside of the norm.
     
  12. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Nahhhh Emass...look where my hand was...

    [​IMG]
     
  13. Clowns-r-Us

    Clowns-r-Us Well-Known Member

    107
    Nov 18, 2015
    fiver -bubbles is a quintessential clown.

    Never had a clown-Jaguar, only ever drove a fiat. That or similarly sized cars are the only ones allowed to be driven by clowns (Clown Law annotated, 3-405 sec. B(1)). The only exception is if you have a clown business that might need something bigger like the one DosXX points out. That guy is what we would call a very bad (but still hilarious) clown.

    Never had that apple clown-royal sounds very intriguing. But depending on how sweet, might not be one of those liquors you can drink more than a few of without suffering a slamming clown-head-hangover.
     
  14. Barry bottomfeeder

    Barry bottomfeeder Well-Known Member

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    Oct 19, 2015
    Are jokers and clowns one in the same? Is there peace between the two groups?
     
  15. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014

    lolz
    I believe this van is has been painted white and windows have been removed
     
  16. EMazzSpicoli

    EMazzSpicoli Well-Known Member

    182
    Jul 1, 2015
    Simod answered a PM about the old account saying he could get me access to it then went MIA on the replies.
     
  17. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    He drives a VW with 12 other dudes. They all take turns riding on his lap.
     
  18. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Go find a West Coast surf predictin site message board, Spicoli.

    You lost your east side cred.

    One bad winter and he runs.
     
  19. EMazzSpicoli

    EMazzSpicoli Well-Known Member

    182
    Jul 1, 2015
    I logged more winter sessions on the EC than you did in the last three years, I'm sure of it. I spent Winter 2014 between the east and the west and charged both regularly that year. Last winter, people couldn't even leave their house. I didn't have a driveway for a month. You couldn't buy your goods on the corner for weeks. Even that bus pass of yours was useless last February and March.
     
  20. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    No you didn't you delusional fool.

    Plus, working on your duck dive doesn't even count as a session. And surfing some sheltered South Shore spot at 3 foot while the real coast goes off doesn't count either.

    Dude, last winter was the only one I kind of bagged in years. Spicoli, I've been surfing for 30 years. Not 3.
    And the two winters before last? Dude, I was unemployed. I never missed a swell. And last winter was so-so anyways.

    BS moron. Camden goes off when there is snow on the ground. The cops don't do their normal hassling when there's snow. The corners are all on fire when there is snow covering the streets. And Camden ain't Boston. They barely plow most neighborhood roads.

    Charged?

    Dude, you are a beginner kook.

    Oh yeah Emass, the whole state of Massachusetts was completely shut-down for the entire winter. There you go. Oh that's why there was a flood of refugees pouring south from Mass.