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Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by WaveSlayer, Oct 7, 2013.

  1. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Man why won't the vid play for me? Is it not compatible with a mac? I want to see fat boy smack the dummy!
     
  2. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

    853
    Jul 6, 2013
    Clem. Benching 240 for reps of 8 and squatting 320 is a good thing. Grow up you sad hairless twink. This is why I surf long boards with tons of volume so it can float my 220 frame. But you better believe I hook into overhead waves.

    The ear smacks are called the sonic ear clap. Designed to burst the opponents ear drums. It's very debilitating trust me.
     

  3. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

    853
    Jul 6, 2013
    I'm not fat I'm big boned. Seriously a very healthy bmi rating over here.
     
  4. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Okay Cartman!
    [video=youtube_share;jX_xgoo4IBM]http://youtu.be/jX_xgoo4IBM[/video]
     
  5. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    240 and 320? Are you on the JV football team? Come on powder puff, that's nothing to brag about. Sounds like a bench off but still nothing to brag about.

    Hairless... that's something I yearn for. Yankee knows. I made him throw up in his mouth a little bit when he was calling me chrome dome something or other. He likes names. I like reality and the reality is you've packed 220 lbs of maple syrup onto a 155lb frame. I understand, you need it for insulation. I hear ya on overhead waves too. I imagine anything under overhead waves can't move your fat turkey @ss.

    Sonic ear claps? How much XP did you have to earn before you got that skill? I only have bo staff skills but they're level 3.

    Bottom line, you got a lot of confidence and a good tolerance for alcohol, you can tell from your taste in women. I can appreciate these things. To reiterate what was posted earlier, "fat, dumb and drunk is no way to go through life." Heed this warning young buck.
     
  6. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    Couldn't you have posted this a little faster? I hate having to make multiple posts. Your bones aren't big. (that's what she said) You may be stronger than your friends but that's not much to say comparing yourself to James Taggart. In fact the whole "big boneded" thing is a farce made up by fat moms to make their fat babies feel good about being fat. You may have a larger frame but that has nothing to do with the layer of fat covering your body. Thats just being fat.
     
  7. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
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    good gawd, I don't think you're a bad person, but you sure do dig your own grave
     
  8. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

    853
    Jul 6, 2013

    Clemson I use weights so I can absolutely crush people in my 20-30 lacrosse league. I play goalie and I enjoy coming out of the net to air jack people like you across the field. Plus weight lifting feels good man.
     
  9. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    Ya know what? I want to apologize. You're a dead horse CT and you're beat the F up. I don't think anything I've said has any possibility of helping you as a person and was probably more like pouring gas on a fire.

    Let me tell you one thing... I got gas.

    You got me riled up with the low blows about the South. I understand you've never left your basement so you probably don't know that we're not like you've imagined us. With that being said, I've dealt a fair share of low blows too, that in the grand scheme of things, might have been fun, may have made people eat popcorn and might have hurt your feelings so I'm sorry. There has been a lot of low hanging fruit around these parts lately, sometime you gotta get when the getting's good.

    I've come to realize that I have nothing to gain from belittling you so again I apologize. When you cool down maybe we can talk about your next build and how you're going to go about it. Until then, cut your losses. Catch a wave and look for a way to interject some peace and knowledge into the world.
     
  10. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    OK good plan.
     
  11. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    That has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen on a message board. I just can't stop watching and laughing. My wife doesn't believe it's real, says it has to be a joke. I have a hard time believing it myself.

    Thank you, that made my evening...pure comedy gold.
     
  12. natkitchen

    natkitchen Well-Known Member

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    Mar 29, 2011
    I keep wanting to post but this thread is too dang long. I keep stopping before I get to the end. Its getting a little creepy with the sonic ear slaps. Guess thats how they roll up north. I don't think I've ever seen a video response to a post. Yankee you should feel honored.
     
  13. natkitchen

    natkitchen Well-Known Member

    776
    Mar 29, 2011
    Gaff that was awesome. Watched it twice.
     
  14. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    NONE of you ever thought I of all people would reach a point of speechlessness. Heck, my capability of verbal output is fairly unprecedented in magnitude. Yet, I am speechless at the film clips and accompanying posts. I'm not even mad. It's amazing.

    Gotta figure out which state's breaks to charge today. I'll try and revisit this once it's not near as mind-blowing. Wow. The Interwebs.
     
  15. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    Yeah, I can't even begin to break it down. It's just so epic, I don't know where to begin and would end up with a post that makes War and Peace look like a novella.

    I had to watch it again this morning just to make sure I didn't dream it. I'm going to watch it every morning so I can start off with a laugh. I've gotta go share this with some peeps who are actual martial artists, everyone needs a good laugh. This could go viral before you know it.

    Mr. Shoe, please don't stop...
     
  16. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    Wow this guy really is legit. Apparently Dana White saw his vid and yanked Junior from the card. Looks like he's getting a title shot next weekend.

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  17. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Here is a vid from when Charlie was just a little tike doing some sweet bon sai karate moves cause he's a little better than everyone else!
    [video=youtube_share;tdbORXEmbnk]http://youtu.be/tdbORXEmbnk[/video]
     
  18. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

    853
    Jul 6, 2013
    Carter South Park is good stuff. Keep it coming !! image.jpg
     
  19. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    Bahahahahaha! That is quality right there.