Thanks carter, you're making me blush. But just trying to do my part to make this the great think tank* it is. *Credit for SI designation as 'think tank' goes to MFitz.
hello earthlings,greetings from space this is your captain speaking stand clear of the closing doors please.-----that's a subway reference im off to smoke pot and watch a documentary on Donald rumsfield.hopefully they talk about the war criminal he is.I don't do your average tasks while im stoned,i like to smoke and watch brain games on nat geo or some war shyt on the ahc.anybody see the hornets nest,pretty fukin intense.restrepo got nothing on that one.smoking before working out at the gym lol,not the best move,i almost got beaten up by a 300lb guido that can bench 6 of me
Don't you have a cuzin to go off in the bushes with, or some random shark infested sandbar to get your ya yas out? No! You come here lookin for smack bro? You come down here to the Juno Pier and say Hello! Don't forget to bring a wad of chaw you toothless cracker!
for the record,i have a new profound respect for Donny rumsfield.not because he set the record straight,hes still a war criminal,but hes the smoothest talker iv ever heard.not only would he dodge the questions,hed give an elaborate response that makes absolutely no sense and has nothing to do with the question asked,straight gangster,like he smiles at the camera like yea I did 911 and what!!??
The troll accounts come in waves, like they are on a rotation, each character gets some play every so often then disappear. They all come back eventually.
Bro. The pure fact that it should be an effin sticky at the top of the forum. We wouldn't talk about it on the reg and more than the Shred if it wasn't the tread of all treads. Don't hurt your brain, you haole sumbish. We are not here for you to understand. We aren't even here for you to respond to in public fashion. Speak when spoken to you beta. Any male who uses the term "boo" as a term of endearment, and not instead as an exclamation used to scare the living schitt out of unsuspecting old folks, is a disaster to the species and basically a runt. Try using that feeble, feminine term again at this break and we will reek havoc on you. Shut your pickle eater bruh. You do not speak to a made man like that. Repent at once with the hope that beautician of a Flordian will benevolently forgive you and offer the penance of licking the crotchal region of his unwashed wetty.
What is with all this adolescent homophobic stuff? Maybe you guys are in middle school and are "confused" about your sexuality or something. I've heard of guys like you before on the news. You are throwing out homophobe insults one day, then end up in the ER after you "slipped" on a shampoo bottle when you "are washing your dog". I let you guys continue with your "sword fight". Boo!
Pickle eater? I bet you guys aren't gay. You probably wouldn't eat the pickle, but would have no problem with it in your mouth...pickle breath.
If I want anymore lip from you I'll scrape it off the velcro of my surf baggies! Hahhaha! Go back to Miami cholo!
