Easy there Devil Wears Braddah... My 40-something self may still be kicking azz and taking names but that's a decade away. Straight stoke SS. Straight stoke. I don't need any exogenous psychotropic compounds to rev my engine. Just the waves, the pave, and the wahines. Alls I need braddahmon. Can't say the same for Walter White here who just jumped on board SI. He can speak for himself. SB, this new chap doesn't know what to make of you. Keep it coming though because your material is at an all-time high in this thread. I dig. He thinks you're for real too!!!
Wave slayer you should have never left the north. The south is a bunch of filthy rotten Paula Dean type a raciest's. Its hard for them to deny that they have all been, since the time of their birth conception, drenched heavily in the lard of Dixie bigotry.
Oh Chuck Taylor.... You've made me so mad I'm almost ready to burn all my high top Converse!!!! We are pretty racie down here but I don't know if we are the raciest. NASCAR and all...
HA HA HA HA, welcome to the site!! Don't put your skirt on, it's just ball bustin. when you get invited or challenged to a bench off, you really you know you're part of the crew.
This is the funniest thread we've had in a while! And sandblasters is definitely taking the cake, dude's on a tear! WaveSlayer: Search "bench-off" in the forum search function. ....and may the flogging recommence... ps: Chuck! I ran out of Pepperidge Farms peanut butter AND jelly. It's an emergency! HELP!!!
Welcome to the south city boy. Have a feeling the waves of OBX gonna be slaying you. And yeah don't take all the poo talk to seriously but do watch yourself out there us southern boys still ain't fully over the war of northern aggression. Also be ready for next season when a hurricane wipes out highway 12 and you are stuck with no way off the island. Also we don't have ethnic food places open all night and Starbucks on every corner like you guys up north.
Ahem...[in my best Gomer Pyle voice] Well goolly gee willickers Sgt. Carter that woodn't suck so bad wood it? Thar's an ocean full o' fish and nuf beer on the island to last a month or more. Then dare's the whole empty lineup without those pesky VB'ers around. I'll volunteer to stay if ya'd like
Yeah wouldn't bother me either but I bet it would bother Boston who the comment was directed to Pvt Pyle.
One small bit of advice SlayerOfWaves...up north its considered to be perfectly acceptable to talk smack to a complete stranger, in fact, it's a bit of a rite of passage one must pass before they reach the "bro" stage. It also takes about 20mins for any fight to actually break out, as several things have to be determined, as in "do you know who I am", "who do you think you are", etc. etc... Down here it is considered low, white-trash, redneck behavior to talk smack to a complete stranger. (In person of course...all bets are off on the net and esp. this forum...). And fights happen MUCH more quickly, sometimes you will get punched before you've even finished the first sentence. If you don't believe me, when you get to the OBX just go find any drunken fisherman from Wanchese. Sometimes "hello" is all it takes.
This is the south. Again like I've pointed out in other threads before ie the jimmy Vegas issue, the south is filth. Pure un adulterated filth. [video=youtube_share;m0JPbjl6CEM]http://youtu.be/m0JPbjl6CEM[/video]
Carter aren't you the big wig who sells insurance? That's would make you a city boy presumably. Oh I should mention the south is pretty good for wood grill buffet. That's it. And maybe slavery. But that's all.
It is a chill vibe down here so far. Especially cool since most of VA Beach and the French Canadian surfers are gone. Everybody is cool up and down the OBX. Hate Jennette's pier. Too crowded with tourists.
Were we not done last month? I thought we both left well enough alone but hey I got the next three days off since I am such a big wig and get many weeks of vacation so lets have some fun dipsh!t: Yeah I live just outside a "southern city" (in Wake Co.) except Boston has more than 250,000 more people than Raleigh and about a billion more buildings and structures and is a concrete jungle by comparison. And you talking about wood, is that all you have on your mind? Maybe you should come down here and like tolkein said spew some of your sh!t, then see how quick you catch a beat down. Maybe Jimmy Vegas will join in and go ghetto style on you. Oh and please bring your latest wooden dildo you built with you so we can ram it up your ***ot @ss. Please shut up and go back to strokin Roy's dong and playing with your wood.
Wow it sounds like a civil war is about the break out here! I'm all in- cause I know for sure that the north will always win... Cause I mean seriously- south jersey is pretty much 'the south' - so I mean we got it under control... Plus we got better waves here in jersey... Anyways... Why even argue about it? It's basically a fact Anyways- welcome aboard new guy... Don't mind the guys on this forum... Everyone is kinda a reck and you can't really trust what they say, except for PB&J. So don't sweat it!
Says the guy who's been here a few weeks or so. Did you get one of these too? That's Bodhizafa too you Johnny Utah!
