Vine is 6 seconds I can spare that for your enjoyment it's really ok. I can't surf tomorrow it's north east and howling onshore so I'll pass on that. Yankee if i recall you make threads about concerts and stuff. I can't think of something more non surf related ever posted on this forum. Except this amazing thread which is actually very entertaining unlike your bragging party justin bieber ticket Stub collection. And yank when you type it would be better to have you writing with words that make sense not your 'steezy' bro chatter which is not easily understood.
Roy Charles, go re-read your posts from 48 hours ago. Quite often, spelling errors are at least phonetically spelled. Your paragraphs were laden with consonant-vowel combos that were ludicrous. Before you get all Noah Webster/Mrs. Crabapple on us, you best get your SAT verbal on point. The brah-speak is hardly taken in seriousness by us here. However, it's a pastime of our culture and a social convention we get a kick out of integrating into our banter and discussions here. Oh wait, you talk about slavery so you probably despise anything integrated.
can I get a bullet list of what C-a-BB did to warrant the vitriol? while hilarious, I'm worried some of yall are fixn to have coronaries
MIS-13, if you haven't noticed yet, the SI family is very dysfunctional yet harmonious at the same time. We have odd ways of displaying both affection and imposing sanctions upon each other. This can be attributed to a variety of factors including (but not limited to): excessive stoke, anti-stoke, swell deprivation, chemical imbalance, East Coast Dysthymic Disorder, West Coast Swami Disorder, Hinduism, abrasive northeasternism, western provincialism, southern stupidity, midwestern monotony, lumbar discomfort due to excessive groveling, insufficient electrolyte consumption, shoulder impingement, cubicular imprisonment (salaried office job with zero responsibility), consipracy-induced paranoid schizophrenia, the Garden State and its residents, inadequate regional distribution of Kasser's vodka, bad batches of homebrew, bad biotches at home, Nickelback, governmental shutdown, GMOs, farcical surf reports, overcrowded breaks, assorted grommery, assorted douchebaggery, the "honey do list", the "honey don't list", mom's basement, baseball, the NY football Giants, the Philadelphia Eagles, kooks, geeks, sportos, motorheads, dweebs, dorks, sluts, buttheads, and posters that think you're anything but a righteous dude. Best advice: always speak your mind, expect an occasional to frequent verbal gangbang in return for your 1st amendment exercise, always go down swinging, no starting threads about wettys, In Mick We Trust, shott every pier in sight, No Nickelback, PB&J is a sage, LBCrew is a surf genius, screw what the lifeguards say during restricted hours and paddled out at will, when wahine says "I don't usually do this" she really means "I do this all the time", wax the deck of your board only, bring your best Betty Crocker app/entree to Clemdogg's Turkeypalooza, rcarter's mood swings like a electromagnetic pendulum, 14'+ wooden vessels should remain in Biblical parables only, stay the Sam Hill away from 8-10' wind chop surf instructors, it's never to late to be a grom, surf forecasts are 100% FOS until 24 hours prior and then they're only 93% inaccurate, always drive to your break to see if there's any swell, and above all else...use your computer's parental controls to block http://www.swellinfo.com/forum/ from ever loading in your web browser if you want to be productive with your time in the days to come.
Well, MIS-13, there's this. He started off with a bang! This is chucka-boo-boo's usual approach: hostility & rants, fueled by bathtub gin.
Then the boo-boo goes & gets rcarter all fired up, the afterburners get lit & the Forum quickly moves to DEFCON4.
But this is what chucka-boo-boo is really about: himself. chucka-boo-boo hijacked the kid's "hello" thread because no one pays any attention to the threads that chucka-boo-boo starts regarding the glued-together kindling piles he's constructing 500 miles inland. boo-boo also posts goofy pics of what appears to be the heavily bearded, unibrowed, androgynous Maine Woods Skank, not often seen in captivity nor in the wild! So, in that respect, we're lucky to have chucka-boo-boo on the Forum!
Dayum WaveSlayer! You thought all we were gonna do was drop in all over your thread. But no, we gotta paddle around, back paddle and crush the lip in front of it too! Just wait a couple days 'till we start renourishing this phvcking beach, bro. We's gonna ruin this here break for years!
Oh yeah, and Rodanthe is firing AGAIN this morning. Shoulda headed up that way yesterday when I had a chance.
^^^ Word / phrase of the day right here! I'm going to insert this in as many conversations as humanly possible today and track the results and compare data, then report back with said results.
So here are a couple nicer pictures. This is first one is 10/9 in the AM before I said good morning to CT. Now I'd like to take a second to brag. How many of you no-talent hacks can actually do the robot and surf at the same time? That's some talent. They don't teach this stuff up north!
WOW. Brewman, that has me off the chair with laughter...I'll give full credit to you when I use it in the future, and I will use it
I second this for the HOF. Of all the epic things in this thread, this may be the tops. So C-a-BB aka "the shoe" really is a hater huh? Well, that's a good thing IMO. Don't have to worry about him coming down to CB and leaving his firewood all over the beach. The guys is definitely for real though. I found a pic of him and his "smoke show woman". He's the one on the left, smokey is on the right. She sure does have a purty mouth!
Awesome metaphorical stuff. You know I like that. I believe we also proceeded to overrun his thread with SUP kookery and malicious destruction of peaks by towing in MVsurfer's WaveJet at full throttle with the help of a SeaDoo backed up by a spotter on an 80s green-purple stand-up WaveRunner. "We's gonna ruin this here break for years!" I'm gonna go poor paying out the ass to you in royalties for wanting to use that over and over. You, BE, are hereby known as the SI Angus. Amazing stuff, brah. Simple elegance with the art of brevity. That was a nuke. SUPper, let us know how that goes over with wifey and the random commoners around town. Should be a screaming hit. The hell they don't. There's a Interpretive Robotics Surf seminar on the shores of Deal every M/W/F.
