Hello

oh great here we go again...dude just go hang your self with your leash no one wants to surf with your pop out 7s board.

 

So you want to surf with chicks with di(ks (logs)? Go to San Francisco Bay, they probably have a large contingency of trans surfers.

 

Sic tread title bro. Glad you're observing Sweller protocol. Cheers, beers and rears mate!

 

Ever had sex on a surfboard?








... you wanna?

 

hello

 

Give her a call, jerzstud:

http://www.33mag.com/en/2014/03/03/beyonce-love-surfboard-sex-position-and-you-will-too

"Then I fill the tub up halfway then riding with my surfboard
Surfboard, surfboard....Raining on that wood, raining, raining on that wood
I'm swerving on that, swerving, swerving on that big body Benz
Serving all this, swervin, surfing all of this good, good"

 

boy u came to the right place looking for ur next mife.let me introduce u to metard,hell make u feel like a real woman that u are