Hello

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Van Man, Mar 9, 2015.

  1. Van Man

    Van Man Well-Known Member

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    Mar 4, 2015
    I see a proper introduction is necessary to properly assimilate into this here surfing forum so...

    Hi, im Van Man, 19 out of MoCo NJ. Whats Up Bros?
     

  2. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Do you own a van? Does it have windows?
     
  3. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Hi Van, I'm Ben, and I've been struggling with my Swellinfo addiction since 2012.
     
  4. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Alright unless you crackers have anything interesting to introduce stop with these "Hello" threads or conflict will occur.

    Van Man, please introduce yourself to Wayne...shucks I forget his current Swellinfo handle, but already you two have New Jersey and vans in common.

    How do you feel aboot pubescent boys, Van Man?

    Monmouth County? Let us all be more pacific in our locations. Everybody is scared to even mention the town they live in. No one is coming to sodomize any of y'all. So relax.
     
  5. Sniffer

    Sniffer Well-Known Member

    Sep 20, 2010
    What happens inside a Van with a Man from MoCo? Give us one good story and we will forget all about this hello pansy ass stuff.
     
  6. Van Man

    Van Man Well-Known Member

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    Mar 4, 2015
    Not sure if that was a serious question Zero, but i have a 95' GMC Vandura converter, and yes theres plenty of windows haha.

    Riley, I apologize, im out of Oceanport and am not to fond of young bouys lol.

    and Sniffer, mostly ritual inhalation of the greenery and suiting up on cold days haha
     
  7. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    As long as you have windows, you are a decent fella. Now, if there are no windows and the logo, "Free Candy" on the side of it, thats a problem! LOL

    Welcome!
     
  8. frost

    frost Well-Known Member

    Jul 31, 2014
    welcome,,u lookin for a east coast semi gun board?
     
  9. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Cracked me up, Frost!
     
  10. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    hes serious
     
  11. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    I know, I saw his CL gem
     
  12. Gnarbutter

    Gnarbutter Well-Known Member

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    Jan 27, 2014
    I'm actually searching for one for those really big summer days in Belmar. My fun board just doesn't fit my needs. I need something that will hype me up before I go and grind on every piece of p***y in D'Jais. I'll pm you.
     
  13. fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

    Dec 6, 2010
    Howdy Van Man...welcome aboard. Your not asking for free surfboards are you? If not, great.
     
  14. frost

    frost Well-Known Member

    Jul 31, 2014
    wait a minute,,my board will get me women??:cool:
     
  15. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    I am NOT your "bro".
     
  16. Van Man

    Van Man Well-Known Member

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    Mar 4, 2015
    thanks for the warm welcome, thought id be torn to shreds by now haha
     
  17. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    I deem this guy pretty cool.

    I have spoken. Don't disappoint me, Van Man.
     
  18. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    It is still early. Most of the assholes (besides me) have to go to work or school.
    I live under a bridge.
     
  19. Van Man

    Van Man Well-Known Member

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    Mar 4, 2015
    I will do my best Riley haha and thats very true Barry, we'll see what damage can be done after sundown