Hello!

well played sir

 

Dude ...just sand recon it's important this time of year [abd early spring)with the shifting sandbars.... not that important with these large cane swells though.. your paddle ability and duck dive will become número uno

 

Its kinda like when some random chick that would normally be maybe a "5" on the street automatically becomes an "8" when she works in your office.

Just roll with it

 

This is a surf forum. No surf in S. Fla.

Now go **** yourself.

Is this not how you greet someone?

 

#burnurbortdooshcanoe

 

This is turning into a proper intro.

 

Welcomme New Guy.

I like the fact that you don't surf but carry boards to look cool.

Surf lingo on here is pretty rad indeed. but If you say just about any Swell Info vernacular to a non swell info surfer, you will get some strange looks.

If you do ever try your boards out in the water, make sure your leg rope has a properre knot, and your first surf trip should be to Honneyton so you can shot the pier.

You can post any girl pics and claim them as your chic.

We used to say "Now go kill yourself," to the new guy, but a couple former swell info posters, took the advice to heart and hung themselves with their leg ropes, properly tied of course.
Now We say, "Now go catch an STD." This still might be fatal, but not with proppre medical advise, which you will also find on this site.

Enjoy your stay.
Screwby of Carolina Beach

 

Herro. If you hopelessly pull into closeouts you're ok in my book. But remember, there are no closeouts, you just weren't riding fast enough.

Wercomme.

 

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#disciprine

 

We all need a #disciprine!!!

 

i like the fact you carry borts to look cool haha, classic.