Help a brother out

Hey I'm looking for sponsorship.....some donations.......so I can go to Connecticut on Halloween weekend. I'm a little short on bread right now.

Someone wants me to come up on Halloween and eat fungus and explore graveyards.

So, I ax for any of you guys to send me some donations. Stop being greedy.

I'm serious.

What would be even better than NJTRANSIT and The Metro-North would be if someone cool from down here would drive us up to CT. That would be boss.

Listen, you only have one life. Stop being greedy and sitting around doing the same old thing. Lets go to CT and get high and do spooky things on Halloween. Live a little.

 

Come on, people. Ain't there anyone out there who is cool with me and Seldom that wants to do spooky things on Halloween?

Don't any of you guys really do adventure? or do you just make up things on the internets? Dudes, Halloween is on a Friday.....we get high and take a magical journey in the land of shadows and mystery. Then, maybe we'll surf Rhody.......like Deep Hole or something.

Listen, I'm so nice. Once I get more money, I'll repay you down the road. I work for Jewish people for God's sake and they pay me poorly.

And all the clients love me.

Oh dudes, how frustrating is this? I really hit it off at work with female clients in their 20's. I don't know what it is......

I mean, I'm totally ugly, just ax Yankee, but I know I could do sexual vagina with these girls.

But I can't.

Man, life is so ironically unfair at times........

 

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE EVER POSTED FROM WORK......

This is monumental....

This is actually the first job I have ever had.....

Real surfers don't work......

No republican can be a real surfer.......

 

Dude, the oxys these days are not a hot item. They changed the pill so that you can't get around the time- release function. So you don't get much of a bang out of them. You can't crush them or anything. You got to swallow them.

But, the 20mg were $10.00 a pop. I did NOT get them in the city.

I only groove with percs really. I actually never really get "high." I never take a lot. I only get my mood stabilized. It makes me civil and less un-pleasant or non-pleasant.

So, I don't know how much the roxicet 30 mg is going for these days, which is the desired pill of today. Some places, they be charging a dollar per milligram. You could probably get them in Philly for $15, give or take $5.

If I was serious aboot getting high on opiates, I'd go to the ghetto for stamped, wax paper bags.

Hey, could you introduce me to your ex-chick??? No, really, I'm serious, is that cool? Please.

 

You got any money I can borrow?

 

I would come and kick it with you, DP. But I don't see me able to get that far southern anytime soon.

But really I would.