hematoma and possible torn calf

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by HaydukeLives!, Apr 2, 2016.

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  1. Apr 3, 2016 #21
    metard

    metard Well-Known Member

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    indeed
     
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  3. Apr 5, 2016 #22
    HaydukeLives!

    HaydukeLives! Well-Known Member

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    Injury update: Still injured.

    Some thoughts since I started sitting around saturday:

    1.) How the fok do people sit around all day watching tv for entertainment?
    2.) The news... why does it repeat 49 times between the hours of 5am and 12pm?... the traffic changes throughout the day goddamnit
    3.) Waves 3 days in a row? the last time that happened I wasnt injured and barely had hair on my nutz
    4.) Swell info has a rush hour. And its not on the weekends.
    5.) Why are there only 6 websites that I know of and visit?
    6.) If someone isnt into vigorous physical activity, ie surfing, skating, mountain biking, masturbating, what do they do for fun?
     
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  5. Apr 5, 2016 #23
    sigmund

    sigmund Well-Known Member

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    First get fat, then everything else falls into place.
     
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  6. Apr 5, 2016 #24
    Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

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    Hayduke,

    Get some soft towels and wrap them around those crap pads on the crutches and tape them in place, will save your underarms.

    For stairs..."the good go up, the bad go down"...i.e. lead with your good leg going up, bad one coming down.

    Good luck man, hope it heals up soon.

    In the meantime, just plow your brain with pain killers and watch old Bugs Bunny cartoons. Or porn.
     
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