Here They Come

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by Ryan7, May 22, 2015.

  1. Iggy

    Iggy Well-Known Member

    Jun 14, 2014
    They'll be white trash heading to OC from Baltimore
    They'll be an alcoholic family with a daughter that's a whore
    They'll be drunk and getting in fights
    stayin' in jail for the night
    They'll be commin' to OCMD when they come
  2. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    They'll be ridin' air-filled beach toys when they come!
    Sucked out to sea by riptides when they come!
    Turds tumblin' in the combers,
    The water's REALLY gettin' warmer;
    They ain't leavin' here 'til Labor Day when they come!

    Oiled up in thongs and Speedos when they come! (the gals too)
    Like elephant seals on the beaches when they come!
    Cig-butts, dogsh1t, and chicken bones,
    Melons rinds, broke glass, and "No Surf" zones;
    They'll be here 'til September when they come!

  3. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    ( so- I read this thread... Then get this SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD and shortly after find my self singing it in the shower... Lol

    Thanks guys... I can always depend upon
  4. Ryan7

    Ryan7 Well-Known Member

    Jun 1, 2011
    WOW, I gotta print all these lyrics, bust out the guitar, and hit a local open mic night to promote the new album: Songs By SwellInfo Members:
    Song List
    1. Here They Come
    2. The RM Meltdown
    3. I lost my GoPro
    4.Roy Makes The Cut
    5. Turn that Camera Around, the Hanna Tribute
    6.Punk Rock Thread
    7.Going Off
    8. What are you reading?
    9. Wow, just Wow
    10. Looking for a surfer friend
  5. pussy

    pussy Well-Known Member

    Mar 19, 2015
    Go Home Valley Kooks. This aint yer wave!
  6. surfsolo

    surfsolo Well-Known Member

    Apr 1, 2009
    They'll be *****in' on swellinfo when they come
    They'll be posting multiple times daily when they come
    *****in' and postin' daily, oh *****in' and postin' daily oh
    They'll be *****in' and postin daily when they come
  7. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    That was gold right there. Lol
  8. bennysgohome

    bennysgohome Well-Known Member

    Nov 13, 2009
    LMAO. Most "tourist" businesses are mainly all owned by tourists are summer bennys from NY-northern NJ. Locals have jobs not affected by tourism. They all can stay home. It won't affect us at least not here in monmouth county.
  9. cjtst11

    cjtst11 Well-Known Member

    Sep 1, 2010
    Best verse so far.

  10. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    They'll be bench pressin a Hindu wahine when she comes
    She'll be ridin them 23-fotters when she comes
    In the lineup you'll find Shred, if you drop in on him you'll be dead
    He'll be shottin every pier brahhhhhhh when she comes
  11. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    He'll be trampin' down the sheep shiiit when they come
    He's the gnome with 8 kids at home when they come
    And his worn out wife a-screamin' can't you make a board wot takes a beatin'
    He'll be trampin' down the sheep shiit when they come
  12. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    He'll be mumbling on the beach in a freaky long gown
    He'll be creepy crawlin' white van drivin' around town
    Oh, the stores won't have no duct tape in 'cause waynetheinsaaane will stockpile it for rap*n'
    He'll be fleeing from the coppers when he comes
  13. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    He'll be sanding an Alaia when they come
    He'll have a beanie and a beard lookin like a bum
    He'll be smackin' up the dummy and it's always fockin funny
    Chuck be stacking hula hoops on barn walls when they come
  14. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    He'll be riding with Cadbury when he comes
    He'll be doin' Jersey's best H with Asbury bums
    He'll be sippin' Friday on some Kasser's, rippin' Sweller pledges new a$ses
    He'll be spongin' aboot the shore break when he comes
  15. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    You got some talent goin' on Spicoli :cool:
  16. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    The contrails won't be movin' when they come
    And Monsanto will be roid ragin' in ya cornflakes when they come
    Oh the UFO's will be flyin' while Archy's nutso skyin'
    And Chris Christie is an alien when they come
  17. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Lol Monsanto was my next!
  18. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    He'll be Hunting for some Sharkies when he comes
    He'll be posting Isis videos when he comes
    With Sea Bass Lips a' flappin, yes his teeth need some serious cappin
    When he talks, it sounds like crappin when he comes
  19. ocsurf32

    ocsurf32 Well-Known Member

    Jul 22, 2012
    you will all still be on this forum when they come. .
    you will complain when they crowd your break when its 2ft and no fun. .
    some of you guys need to get out and get more sun. .
    when the waves get big you will all complain that its no fun. .
    better get you glock 9 when i come
  20. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012