I guess there will be some rip currents when they come local governments will say it's to dangerous so they'll close all the beaches even to those that are experienced yeah they'll close all the beaches when rip currents come.
They'll be comin in their Lexus when they come With a sticker on the back readn soccer mom Their car filled with foam noodles and kids who never take off their shoes And their surfboards made in China out of foam And we'll chase them from the water when they come Cause they clog up the waves and take the fun And they'll drop in right upon us and their moms will be hellacious Cause we could have hurt their precious little son And the dad will come get up in a ham And he'll say do you even know who I am And we'll say you're just a tourist so go get some respect for us And he'll fly home crying first class on Pan Am
oh they'll all go home on Monday 'til july - yee hah! oh they'll all go home on Monday 'til july yeah they'll all stand still in traffic and they'll leave a ton of garbage BUT they won't be back again until july - YEE HAH!
stuck behind them on the highway when they come staring at their daughters beach bums when they come WOO HOO saving little jimmy, cause he forgot his swimmies and then getting yelled at by his dad!!!!
They'll be drowning in the rip tides when they come Theyll be drowning in the rip tides when they come They'll be drowning in the rip tides* They'll be drowning in the rip tides Theyll be drowning in the rip tides when they come They'll all be feeding seagulls when they come Cheetos, and Doritos when they come They'll all be feeding seagulls, they'll all be feeding seagulls They'll all be feeding seagulls when they come And the gulls will drop their guano when they come On the heads of tourists when they come And The gulls will drop their guano, and the gulls will drop their guano, On the heads of summer tourists when they come. They'll all fish *in the surf zone when they come They'll all cast out by surfers when they come They'll all cast out by surfers, yes they'll all cast out by surfers Til *Betties cut their fishing line when they come. Then the cops *arrest the Tourists when they come Throw them in the big ole slammer when they come And pay the local Betties to clear *beach of fishing crazies Yes, the cops will all arrest them if they come.
Los Americanos son pendejos, cuando llegan Los americanos son pendejos, cuando llegan, Si senor, son pendejos, si, son pendejos, Los americanos son maricones cuando llegan!! thats for you, nynj!! You asked--you got it!! I aim to please....
Ya los Yankees han llegado, vienen ya Yo los mando pal carajo ya patras No entienten Que-esta roca es Local y no se toca Vayesen pa Cabarrete y no jodan mas
They'll be renting noisy jet skis when they come they'll be riding through the surf zone when they come they'll be sh!t faced drunk at the boat ramp with their girlfriends with gang tatt tramp stamps they'll be riding smelly jet skiis when they come. They'll be hanging out at beach bars when they come they'll be singing karaoke Free Bird when they come they'll arrive on vacation, but leave on probation they'll be Bubba's new cellmate when they come.
He'll be driving a white windowless van when he comes He'll be lurking for your pre-teen sons when he comes He'll offer "salvation" to empower them But he only wants to de-flower them Then leave them with a swollen colon when he comes
