Herpes and surfing

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Clownface, Jun 14, 2017.

  1. Madma

    Madma Well-Known Member

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    Feb 27, 2017
    Barry? Is this true?
     
  2. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    The only splatting that occurred was in SurfHermits moms vag by me
     

  3. Madma

    Madma Well-Known Member

    224
    Feb 27, 2017
    #hermitlube
     
  4. Rocketjok

    Rocketjok Well-Known Member

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    Jul 30, 2015
    "She's got electric boobs, her mom does too"
    Elton John--> Ba-Ba-Bennie and the Jets
     
  5. red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2015
    it wasn't the first it wasn't the last she knew we was making love! I was so satisfied, deep down inside like a hand in a velvet glove! { touch too much} AC/DC
     
  6. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
    crossed the line..

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  7. BassMon2

    BassMon2 Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2015
    My uncle always thought it was "ohhh i was born around in May". I was dieing when i heard him sing it
     
  8. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017
    Yankee I'm going to have you coughing up salty loogies of joy
     
  9. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    That shinny blister on your upper lip is a Clownface induced moneyshot of your wifes mouth. I rung the bell at the carnival, give me the prize; Kidde Roques wife!

    Kidde Roques wife was the easiest game at the carnival

    ( I'm joking kidde rocque, you're my dude )

    #whenyouslayyourboytohard
     
    Last edited: Jun 16, 2017
  10. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    "There's a Bathroom On the Right" - Creedence Clearwater Revival
     
  11. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    You're at Post #666, you should quit while you're ahead