Welcome back bruh It's kinda like the day after the Apocalypse and the few survivors are crawling out from the debris to see who made it
Haha, the wife's master plan to domesticate you is almost complete. You'll finally wise up to her devious plan when you wake up one day in your beautiful landlocked suburban home, put on your uniform, trudge out to your minivan and contemplate swallowing a gun on your way to your unsatisfying workaday job. Surfing? Bwaaaahahaha
not going to lie that second kiddo makes spontaneous surf sessions impossible now I need to fill out a form in triplicate (she still uses carbon paper, wtf lady get google forms!!) to request a surf session, at least 72 horus in advance! I kid I kid
not gonna lie i did a double take when i first saw that picture you posted because i scrolled by it quickly. i swore it looked like i was looking into your asshole and ou were about to sit on that kid until i realized what was going on.... jesus haahahahaha
You might as well throw your cock away--you will not be needing it anymore. Congrats on the kid though. You will now be owned by "the man". And perhaps your woman as well....... And go with the flow with the Mrs....you will have it easier than fighting whose turn it is to change the diaper.