hey guys

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by snowy grainius, May 2, 2016.

  1. snowy grainius

    snowy grainius Member

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    May 1, 2016
    Hey guys, Mr. Snowy Grainius here but you can call me Snowy. I came here for knowledge and was unfortunately met with hostility, so now I am forced to make this page.

    Anyway, I am indeed a surfer I surf a 5’10 tom mahady, localy shaped shortboard, and a davesky funboard. Born and raised Monmouth/ ocean county surfer here, Ive never surfed anywhere else because my cousin, Azjol Nerub, wont let me come on his surf trips with him.

    People have called me “the Anti- surfer” although I am not sure why. I don't smoke bogies, hate crowds, I prefer to surf solo, usualy in deal or SL in the winter… Memorial day is my cutoff, I dont go out in the water after that I think you can all understand why.

    In all seriousness surfing is my passion, love it more than anythng except Heroes of the Storm, and I am saving up to move out to Cali. Anyway hit me up!
     
  2. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    I am not going first.
    Peace and love to all who enter here......
     

  3. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    You sure "hit-up" is the proper phrase yo want to use?
    This may cause girlfriend pic proof.
    Call it an," initiation"
     
  4. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Hey guys, I'm not usually like this. But I'm a bit giddy right now. The talk show is on!
    Having flashbacks of another long lost member of the team.
    #Bradsheitedtheabandoner
     
    Last edited: May 2, 2016
  5. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    It's a good thing you don't surf during the summer, only kooks surf then! Welcome young grasshopper and good luck!
     
  6. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    Welcomme
    Suite
    Njshredmachine
    Frost
    Sand reconne
    Swimme
    Paddington jetty bear & the ghost of + Riley Martin

    Somebody else help me out here - all stuff you need to know


    Also, dont take anything on here seriously...though it is entertaining , can at times be informative, and can at times get heated

    And, you need to be able to use your and you're incorrectly all the tim

    -your qier
     
  7. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    I like your style on your edit.
     
  8. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Yea, no hostilities here, just having fun...
    at someone else's expence.
    JKS

    NOW I FEEL LIKE Barry!
     
  9. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    Hindus and banners, man...
     
  10. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    I am restraining myself.......
    How am I doing???
     
  11. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    The man who always excercises propre restraint.

    o barry
     
  12. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
     
  13. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Barry! Barry! Barry! C'mon, you can do it!
     
  14. Toonces

    Toonces Well-Known Member

    356
    Apr 25, 2016
    Is this what an intro post looks like then? I thought you guys were joking about that.

    By the way, welcome Snowy. Can I say welcome when you have more posts than me?
     
  15. BradPitted

    BradPitted Well-Known Member

    299
    Jan 1, 2015
    just make sure your leash is tied properly.
     
  16. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    He may well be a top rank moist man-satchel creeper but one stand above them all. remember the non-swimming reckon'er of sand, minder of propre bathymetry, the white-wash hero. Man I miss him so...
     
  17. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Dear Snowy G man,


    Welcome to swellinfo.com- premier surf forecasting website. I'm sure you'll find all your questions answered here- we even offer automobile, medical evaluation and phyciatric advise! For a small extra fee- you could even enroll in our swimming lessons and sand reconne techniques.


    So- you had really forgot to tell us more about yourself- like what's your favorite surfing bort, wetsuite, leash knot, pizza toppings and oh yes- your favorite color.

    So- you surf SL, but not Belmar?!? Belmar has far better waves! I wouldn't even check any other spots- just head straights to 18th Ave where the artificial reef is located. Then you could also bench a few at Djais prior. Btw- how much do you bench? What kind of hair gel product do you use? 16k gold or silver?

    We probably have surfed together- they call me Mr Belmar.

    I'm sure your fit right in here... Maybe just cheange your screen name- I don't understand it.

    Some of these guys can be tough on here- but don't worry- you did the right thing by starting a hello/ intro thread! It's kinda a right of passage.

    Oh yea- and your pal Barry here- he is the smartest one around, so please just be nice to him. He is an ok guy. Just tell him you like surfing in PR - and he will start reminiscing about it...

    So- surfing season is just starting and your going to throw in the towelie starting Memorial Day?

    Your new pal
    Mr Belmar Ph.D.
     
  18. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    There are few things that we don't joke aboot here at the premier surf predictin' websuite phorumme. Intro treads is one of them. Leash knottes and sand reconne are the others. You can officially welcomme somebody only after you have submitted your own intro tread.
     
  19. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Snowy, on behalf of SI let me say to go fuk yourself. Oh and post naked pics of your woman to make up for that ghey ass tread about your tummy tramp stamp.
     
  20. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    Welcommme, your swell info name will be Snow Anus.