Hey guys, Mr. Snowy Grainius here but you can call me Snowy. I came here for knowledge and was unfortunately met with hostility, so now I am forced to make this page. Anyway, I am indeed a surfer I surf a 5’10 tom mahady, localy shaped shortboard, and a davesky funboard. Born and raised Monmouth/ ocean county surfer here, Ive never surfed anywhere else because my cousin, Azjol Nerub, wont let me come on his surf trips with him. People have called me “the Anti- surfer” although I am not sure why. I don't smoke bogies, hate crowds, I prefer to surf solo, usualy in deal or SL in the winter… Memorial day is my cutoff, I dont go out in the water after that I think you can all understand why. In all seriousness surfing is my passion, love it more than anythng except Heroes of the Storm, and I am saving up to move out to Cali. Anyway hit me up!
You sure "hit-up" is the proper phrase yo want to use? This may cause girlfriend pic proof. Call it an," initiation"
Hey guys, I'm not usually like this. But I'm a bit giddy right now. The talk show is on! Having flashbacks of another long lost member of the team. #Bradsheitedtheabandoner
It's a good thing you don't surf during the summer, only kooks surf then! Welcome young grasshopper and good luck!
Welcomme Suite Njshredmachine Frost Sand reconne Swimme Paddington jetty bear & the ghost of + Riley Martin Somebody else help me out here - all stuff you need to know Also, dont take anything on here seriously...though it is entertaining , can at times be informative, and can at times get heated And, you need to be able to use your and you're incorrectly all the tim -your qier
Is this what an intro post looks like then? I thought you guys were joking about that. By the way, welcome Snowy. Can I say welcome when you have more posts than me?
He may well be a top rank moist man-satchel creeper but one stand above them all. remember the non-swimming reckon'er of sand, minder of propre bathymetry, the white-wash hero. Man I miss him so...
Dear Snowy G man, Welcome to swellinfo.com- premier surf forecasting website. I'm sure you'll find all your questions answered here- we even offer automobile, medical evaluation and phyciatric advise! For a small extra fee- you could even enroll in our swimming lessons and sand reconne techniques. So- you had really forgot to tell us more about yourself- like what's your favorite surfing bort, wetsuite, leash knot, pizza toppings and oh yes- your favorite color. So- you surf SL, but not Belmar?!? Belmar has far better waves! I wouldn't even check any other spots- just head straights to 18th Ave where the artificial reef is located. Then you could also bench a few at Djais prior. Btw- how much do you bench? What kind of hair gel product do you use? 16k gold or silver? We probably have surfed together- they call me Mr Belmar. I'm sure your fit right in here... Maybe just cheange your screen name- I don't understand it. Some of these guys can be tough on here- but don't worry- you did the right thing by starting a hello/ intro thread! It's kinda a right of passage. Oh yea- and your pal Barry here- he is the smartest one around, so please just be nice to him. He is an ok guy. Just tell him you like surfing in PR - and he will start reminiscing about it... So- surfing season is just starting and your going to throw in the towelie starting Memorial Day? Your new pal Mr Belmar Ph.D.
There are few things that we don't joke aboot here at the premier surf predictin' websuite phorumme. Intro treads is one of them. Leash knottes and sand reconne are the others. You can officially welcomme somebody only after you have submitted your own intro tread.
Snowy, on behalf of SI let me say to go fuk yourself. Oh and post naked pics of your woman to make up for that ghey ass tread about your tummy tramp stamp.