Hey Youse......on New Years Eve

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Paddington Jetty Bear, Dec 31, 2013.

  1. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Hey, youse guys, even you douchey guys.........

    Don't do anything stupid tonight.

    Don't end up in jail or prison or the hospital........ or with painful burning while urinating.

    Don't drink too much, and think you can handle the guy with the tear drop tattoo.

    And for God's sakes don't get anybody pregnant. There's enough people on this planet as is.

    We used to have waves on holidays, but that tradition seems to have ended years ago. So I can't tell you to stay home and get up early tomorrow.

    If you suck at driving, sober, then you'll suck even worse with 8 Bud Lights in you. Don't take chances that don't have the possibilities of any positive rewards.

    You're not as good as I was, and look how I ended up. Trust me, you aren't as good as I was. I was a professional.

    Stay safe, so you can once again surf knee-high drainers at your favorite jetty...........just not at my jetty......Thanks.
     
  2. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    At least if there were waves tomorrow I'd feel better about being in bed before 12 . Happy New Year Fellers!
     
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  3. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    No driving for me. Just a big fire on the banks of the river. Driving after boozing tonight is just like asking to go to jail. Happy new year to all you crazy kids.
     
  4. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    ill be in PA snowboarding then flying to Dallas for a job interview.
     
  5. Mad Atom

    Mad Atom Well-Known Member

    615
    Jul 16, 2013
    Ice sculptures and puppets for this guy. Couple fireworks too.
     
  6. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Aw man, you are considering Dallas?

    I lived in Dallas and Louisville for a year when I was a youngin. I don't know, man. Bad memories.

    Since, I'm labelled a liberal, I reckon I should say, " No, don't go to Texas." But no one listens to me anyways. I don't know why. Look at how well I turned-out.

    Hey, you are the master of your own destiny.

    Good luck with the interview. May you have a safe flight.

    "Texas....man, Texas......."(Dallas Winston)
     
  7. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    I always have a safe flight cause Im loaded up with Xanax!
     
  8. Losttsol

    Losttsol Well-Known Member

    517
    Feb 18, 2013
    No worries when you're flying higher than the plane you're riding in.
     
  9. fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

    Dec 6, 2010
    Thanks PJB...you do the same and have a safe New Year.
     
  10. babybabygrand

    babybabygrand Well-Known Member

    652
    Nov 1, 2012
    Great advice from Mayor pro-tem of swellinfo, Mr. PJB. I second what the man, the myth, the legend had to say. Funny enough, this year I get to dog-sit on NYE. So I'm staying in because the mutt I'm watching likes to eat doors and chew on xmas trees if ones gone too long. Oh well other than that she's sweet and my other dogs love her, and I'll most likely get a slurpy kiss from one of them at midnight. A sorta win-win eh?

    stay safe ya'll...
     
  11. ocsurf32

    ocsurf32 Well-Known Member

    390
    Jul 22, 2012
    jawns and cigarettes all night. . . no beer for me, maybe a 6 pack and a nice rillo. Something about New Years, lost its magic. Im only 22. . . .damn i want to just surf making pacific reef pass
     
  12. Koki Barrels

    Koki Barrels Well-Known Member

    Aug 14, 2008
    No rowdyness for me this year...have to work tomorrow.

    I'll sit back with a couple IPA's and watch the ball drop...

    Happy New Year to all you'se guys!
     
  13. MFCondor

    MFCondor Well-Known Member

    426
    Nov 30, 2013
    The thrill of new years is gone at age 22??? LOL. Everyone here is such a comedian! HAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAH!


    HAPPY NEW YEARS to all of youse guys!
     
  14. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    I hearing the fireworks as I type this.
    Happy New Year everyone. Be smart. Stay safe.
    I've had the crud and a cough for the past several days and haven't been out since Saturday.
    Acetaminophen with codeine while listening some Black Sabbath will be the extent of my New Years celebrations.
     
  15. AndrewIfallalot

    AndrewIfallalot Well-Known Member

    155
    Aug 24, 2012
    Its already New Years in the Eastern Time Zone so I'm done. Good night