Hi everyone.

go fuk yourself...

 

Im a mod and this is swellinfo not swell tell me how to surf.

 

SKyoz,

You need to shank someone immediately to get any type of respek on this forumme.

Also, pictures of your lady friends are beneficial to your success on here!

 

Who da fk do you think you are jesus??? Dude where are you from do you know wayne?? Are you a homo??? Do you fitzpedo?? Im going to ban you... Do you shred belmar or folly beach barrels ??? Do you carolina cutback bro???

 

Brahhhhhhhhhhhh! We're totally here for you, brahhh! We totally want to help. Yo need swimm lessons? Pointers on leash tying? You want your left foot forward, or right? You need gnarly waves or juices little curlers?
Totally up to yo brahhh!
The answers are totally at your fingertips. Just don't totally abandonne your brosephs brahhh!

 

This forumme is fun, that's all

Things can get heated once in a while, but man it's virtual world

-have swimme/water skills knowledge
-wait your turn
-sand reconne
-learn how to pop right up (staying low helps with basic balance, also helps with late drops or stepping down in board size once get get learned)
-ride white wash straight to beach
-catch unbroken wave
-bottom turn in unbroken wave
-learn how to drive and slow down down the line
-make the rest up yourself
-when paddling back out always aim for whitewash if wave is being rode
-don't be a dik

And lastly, go fuk yourself then kill yourself

 

And stay down there....like we need more flocking kooks in da water....no waves down there and for the love of jeezus please just stay in Dade county and lastly go fuk yourself kook.

 

Hey new guy, did you forget to bring a towel?

Besides telling people to go fuk ourself doesn't make you cool. Like... Wtf did I ever do to you that you tell me to go fuk myself? Didn't you hear pier say don't be a dik, dik?

I was gonna be nice but now... Idk man... Feelings kinda herb... Err hurt. Only herb might mend such insults.
Leave a J on a towel, somewhere by an easily recognizable by a towel landmark as a form of peace making or you just might find your sh1t gettin tossed into warm Floridian watre

 

Neither does Wayne. Doesn't mean you can't impact the sh1t out of the coast. But I see how you evade a little towel peace offering, you stingy c*nt

 

Wanna buy an 8' fun shape while we're both here? It's like brand new, leash and fins included, $500.

 

Maybe mexican whores....

 

near Sheridan and US1 are some places where you can do gay porn in exchange for crystal meth.

thats easier than learning to surf.

 

Okay men....sky is rising to the opportunity!! He is giving youz guys shiit back!!
He is in!!
Except for....we want naked pictures of your GF, your mom, sisters.........that is "the" passport to a good SI life.