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Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by slim18, Aug 21, 2015.

  1. slim18

    slim18 Member

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    May 13, 2015
    Hello all!!

    Just putting myself out there so I can get roasted. I started a previous thread without an intro and hello. My apologies.
    I've been lurking for 4 months now... And I gotta say there are some characters on here.. However, you guys are pretty knowledgeable folk.. I've learned alot reading some of the stuff you guys post... you guys know your ****...
    Anyways, I'm from NY, Bronx if you must be specific... I first learned to surf in Long Beach NY with the guys at Skudin and have been in love ever since (with surfing). My wife supported my love and got me a 7-6 this year for Father's Day (which some of you may know in my previous post). And that's pretty much it...
     
  2. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    welcome to the forumne, the internet's number one alternative to webmd

    if you're in the bronx, i strongly suggest procuring some female tiger estrus urine, then going to the bronx zoo tiger exhibit, covering yourself with said urine, and die by tigerrape...

    welcome to the team slim 18.
     

  3. slim18

    slim18 Member

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    May 13, 2015
    Thanks! that just totally made tear.. with laughter!
     
  4. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Thought I recognized the name. What's up slim, had the 7'6" out yet?
     
  5. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Welcomme slim. I was down LB way last spring for a fun seshe.

    Here's five dorrar of Cana-dough


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  6. slim18

    slim18 Member

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    May 13, 2015
    Yes sir... and nothing bad has happened... yet.. knock on old surfboards...
     
  7. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    Yo Slime from BX, bust me a rhyme
    Cuz it's time
    To state the crime
    You did in your prime
    Don't drop a dime
    All is fine
    Cuz in this place
    We can't punch your face
    If you're politicin' or talking race
    Say whatever, cuz behind that screen
    All is safe
    Smokin cron, snorting pills
    It all good, if you got the skills
    And we don't care who you killed
    If you're high on crack
    We like that
    So let's hear how you come back
    On this dope a$$ track

    Ps. Barry thinks you're a moron.
     
  8. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    i assumed 7-6 was a whette suite...
     
  9. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    double..

    but while i'm here, SS, if you ever on LB for a fun seshe, don't forget to bring a towel

    #namsayin
     
  10. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Nah mean dog. Godspeed Towel.
     
  11. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Stay away from talking asshats like the gnome, stay away from Maine barns where chucka-boo-boo is getting his latex on; stay away from the windowless white van of duct tape & doom; stay away from anyone claiming to be 'brad the shredder'; and see what you can do about shutting down the Bronx Prison, er, Zoo while you're up there.

    Don't be shady, slim.