Is there a worst form of human on this planet then the modern day American white hipster? With their PBR drinking (hey look at me I understand blue-collar people), stupid beards, crap music, fedoras, and now the fact they are marching down American streets saying "hands up don't shoot" all the while taking a "selfie" to post on twitter to show everyone they care. Thank god they have not taken up surfing yet, or have they?
They do surf... badly... I drink PBR, or Rolling Rock now, because it's cheap... And I surf... badly... Wait... What just happened?
Don't hate on us ...we brought you craft breweries, long beards, and sanuks....occupy wall street too . Surfing is the best place to showcase how cool we are
I got on a train once out of 30th street station...there were two hipsters packing single fin retro SBs...I axed em a question...he gave me a smug response...I jammed my window scribber into the edge of there tails a few times whilst they had thier head phones on.... PS theres already a 20 page tread about this topic
It's a fine line here bros. I love beards and pbrs uh oh.... If your feeling like your getting overly hipster go to nyc. You will leave feeling totally genuine and normal.
I did Seattle last spring....They take that ish seriously.... Saw some very attractive hipster chicks trying very hard to not be attractive while being attractive at the same time... it confused me.
"PS theres already a 20 page tread about this topic" Damn I hate when that happens. I don't come on enough.
I hate hipster haircuts. Real hippies don't cut their hair.... Especially not down the the millimeter to have perfect lines.
For sbx...I have no idea whats going on here... [video]http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh3lEj65eqI7jZU8oI[/video]
Hipsters are what happened when darwin fails us as a species. Manginas. Full lumberjack beards, couldn't swing an ax, nevermind know how to be slightly manly, emasculated PC products of the clintonian minivan soccer moms. Little trust fund f***heads sitting at some protest that they rolled up to on a duc classic 1100. Scourge of the planet. You are not a special snowflake. You do not deserve that trophy.
