Holiday Inn Express

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by Zeroevol, Jul 24, 2015.

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  1. Jul 24, 2015 #1
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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    I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night. Ask me anything.
     
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  3. Jul 24, 2015 #2
    seldom seen

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    Did you masturbate to pornography?
     
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  5. Jul 24, 2015 #3
    Zeroevol

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    Yes, sir, I do. I thought was just part of being a man
     
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  6. Jul 24, 2015 #4
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    Oh of course, but I mean, did you masturbate in the room?





    #9/12
     
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  7. Jul 24, 2015 #5
    Zeroevol

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    I prefer to call it, "Roughing up the suspect".

    Legally I don't have to provide you that information. Am I being detained?
     
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  8. Jul 24, 2015 #6
    DawnPatrol321

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    Did you eat the Jelly Beans from the mini bar?
     
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  9. Jul 24, 2015 #7
    Zeroevol

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    Absolutely not, too many fingers in there.
     
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  10. Jul 24, 2015 #8
    metard

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    if jack helped you off a horse, would you help jack off a horse?
     
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  11. Jul 24, 2015 #9
    Zeroevol

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    I am glad that I am not friends with Jack!
     
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  12. Jul 24, 2015 #10
    DawnPatrol321

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    Fingers of other masturbaters?
     
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  13. Jul 24, 2015 #11
    Zeroevol

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    Probably, the dirty bastards!
     
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  14. Jul 24, 2015 #12
    DawnPatrol321

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    thatsnasty.jpg
     
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  15. Jul 24, 2015 #13
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    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Jul 24, 2015 #14
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    [​IMG]


    I really focking hope they search my browser history when I leave this place...
     
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  17. Jul 24, 2015 #15
    Zeroevol

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    Seldom, you are giving off a slight obsession vibe. LOL
     
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  18. Jul 24, 2015 #16
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    Hahaha I just like to get weird w/ it Z. Human behaviour truly amazes me, especially the weird sh!t ppl do.


    Not saying this in a bragging sense, but I've been gettin so much arse I haven't had to rub one out in 4 months, so I guess I'm more perseverating than obsessing.
     
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  19. Jul 24, 2015 #17
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    #9/12
     
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  20. Jul 24, 2015 #18
    Zeroevol

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    Hey man, nothing wrong wtih that! I agree, I would love to know what heck goes on in some people's minds! For example, someone pulls out in front of you, you hit your horn and then they flick you off. HA HA
     
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  21. Jul 24, 2015 #19
    bubs

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    Was there a bar?

    Were there permanent residents?
     
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  22. Jul 24, 2015 #20
    Zeroevol

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    They have great shower heads!

    An energizing, invigorating shower may just be the perfect tonic for everything the day can throw at you. That’s why there’s a multi-function showerhead and plenty of water pressure in all our rooms. We also added a curved curtain rod for more space and included fluffy soft cotton towels and premium toiletries. Don’t get too relaxed—you don’t want to miss your meeting.

    Not sure about permanent residents, but with shower heads like that, who would want to leave!
     
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