Hollister >=(

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by Shakagrom, Feb 17, 2009.

  1. dirtythirty34

    dirtythirty34 Well-Known Member

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    Oct 31, 2008
    you spelled retard wrong. smart.
     
  2. njsurfer42

    njsurfer42 Well-Known Member

    Nov 9, 2009
    best thing i ever did in regards to hollister wearing dorks was, while leaving the beach one day in avalon, to ask the kid how he did in the contest. he looked at me like i had 3 heads. i simply responded that since he had a surf contest t-shirt on, i had assumed he'd competed in it.
    the kid's reaction was priceless. :D
     

  3. GnarActually

    GnarActually Well-Known Member

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    Sep 30, 2007
    That's Avalon for you these days. It dramtically changed within 5 years. Not only is it full of rich people from the main Line in Philly, but now a lot of rich new yorkers are buying huge "vacation homes". Most self-centered people ever, and like you said kooks
     
  4. eshore

    eshore Well-Known Member

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    Jul 22, 2008
    hahaha i have to do that sometime...i just walked by the store and just shook my head at the kook standing out front. i really wanna go in the store sometime just to laugh at everyone. i honestly havent been in one of those stores for about 4 years
     
  5. eshore

    eshore Well-Known Member

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    Jul 22, 2008
    i have countless reasons why i hate this store...
    First, some kid at my school decided that he wanted to be a part of the surfer "lifestyle" so he decided to apply to Hollister. Well he got the job(guess they hire anyone) well than he thought he was part of the da hui or something riding his new 6'6" NSP and reppin his Hollister "sponsorship"

    I decided that next time i'm at the mall im going to go in and grab one of their boards and try to buy one. I am going to tell them that i think it is a surf shop and keep asking them questions about the board. I won't stop asking questions and telling them i'll sue them for false advertisement
     
  6. divinesurf

    divinesurf Well-Known Member

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    Oct 10, 2009
    haha the only thing that i like about that store is their cam of huntington. i get to see waves while in the crazy monotonous atmosphere of the mall. but they even sell SURFER! how can you possibly ever sell anything surf related if you dont even sell surf wax :mad:
     
  7. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    I forgot how much I love this thread!!

    Just yesterday my son was bugging me to get him some hollister gear and i told him 'You can when all the Hollister you want. When you no longer live in my house'.

    One of my guilty pleasures of life is seeing the guy wearing all the gear straight out of a mag with a puka shell neklace and going. 'So you you surf or what'. The guy usually mumbles something about renting a board once in the summer. then I usually like (sarcastically) 'Oh I thought you were a real ripper based on how you were dressed."

    What's up with laxerbros and puka shells?
     
  8. CSB

    CSB Well-Known Member

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    Jan 11, 2010
    best post in this thread
     
  9. LOSTsoul

    LOSTsoul Well-Known Member

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    Apr 29, 2009
    I don't even go to the mall. I hate the freaking mall. I guess i hate hollister too. Fortunately for me i don't hang with anyone who wears their stuff. I wouldn't know one way or the other. Ignorance is bliss for me!

    Now i wanna go..just to see what all the hub bub is about!!
     
  10. Mancora

    Mancora Active Member

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    Sep 23, 2008
    thanks

    :):) Thanks but Hollish1t still sucks.
     
    Last edited: Jan 25, 2010
  11. stoneybaloney

    stoneybaloney Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009
    I don't know what all the hub bub is about personally. Its Abercrombie's bastardized version of California style. I don't see what the big deal is, its a store not a person. Posers/kooks/tools are the same, regardless of where they shop. I have some stuff from there because its much cheaper than Abercrombie and I like inexpensive clothes that don't fall apart after one wash. :eek:

    I should also clarify, nothing I have from there says "Hollister" on it. But I don't buy too many clothes that scream what brand they are. I'm not paying anyone to be a walking advertisement.
     
    Last edited: Jan 25, 2010
  12. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    My position has always been that companies like Quik, Billabong. Roxy give back to surfing with contests and other things but Hollister just steals and 'image'.
     
  13. stoneybaloney

    stoneybaloney Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009
    I hear you, but QS / Billabong also charge considerable prices to afford giving back while maintaining their profit margins. I have like 3 pairs of board shorts because I think its insane that they go for $50+ now. I remember when they were $30 and my parents thinking that was steep. Why does a men's bathing suit need to be that much money??
     
  14. LOSTsoul

    LOSTsoul Well-Known Member

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    Apr 29, 2009
    My wife has been buying me my clothes for the last 5 years. I like it that way.
     
  15. StuckinVA

    StuckinVA Well-Known Member

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    Jul 23, 2007
    Hollister = Sidney Crosby's ruby red lips
     
  16. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    Whiskey Militia is your friend...use it.
     
  17. stoneybaloney

    stoneybaloney Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009
    Yeah no doubt. As you can see by the related thread, I'm all over WM. I try to buy local too, but usually only when they have sales.
     
  18. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    Ive got relationship with some shops so i usually get 25% off most purchases. That helps alot.
     
  19. stoneybaloney

    stoneybaloney Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009
    Yeah see, I never get that kind of deal. Its probably because I spend so much on Whiskey. :D
     
  20. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    Yeah its a pay to play kind of thing. You initially spend a crap load of money at a shop and get to know the owner then you get the break.