Holy Sh!t! Here Take My Money!

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  1. Jul 4, 2017 #41
    sigmund

    sigmund Well-Known Member

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    You need to get barreled mate.
     
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  3. Jul 4, 2017 #42
    JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

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    http://www.surfline.com/video/featured-clips/slater-releases-new-wavepool-vid_137975

    You could work on your floater to barrel like Kanoa. I don't know Bassmon, although there is a lot of stalling, you are still driving down the line. The perfection is butter....unlike 90% of the conditions we get. Nothing replaces the real thing (at least not yet). You guys would not need to mastubate cause you would blow your load b4 you even paddle out. Barry guaranteed you would surf that wave and enjoy it if given the chance! I know I would.
     
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  5. Jul 4, 2017 #43
    BassMon2

    BassMon2 Well-Known Member

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    Yeah i guess without riding it, you can't really tell.

    I will say this. That wave is incredible looking. With some tweaks or just more time, id be very interested in where they can go from here.
     
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  6. Jul 4, 2017 #44
    kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

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    Probably attempt to create a more "realistic" wave lol. Just like every other substitute made to be more like the real thing.

    I'm sure the builders of the pool, under Slater's wishes, attempted to make everything "sustainable". That's an awful lot of water in the middle of a desert, being pushed by machines that must use a considerable amount of energy, after having been fabricated with a significant amount of manmade materials. What happens to all that stuff when it becomes obsolete?

    It's a cool artifact, but everything about it makes no sense. It's just another human folly.
     
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  7. Jul 4, 2017 #45
    ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

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    If Halle Berry showed up at my front door every day dressed up like Little Red Riding Hood, and wanted to play Big Bad Wolf wit me, I reckon that might get old, maybe, some day, or month, or year.

    Maybe.

    I mean, if it was the same - old - drugery - day - after - day - after...

    Might get old.

    You might wanna find out and see for yourself.

    In the name of SCIENCE, and all.

    barrells for days could be fun...

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  8. Jul 4, 2017 #46
    ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

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    Yeah. You're right. That would get old.

    Never mind...

    Go on home, girl.

    Just, git now.

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  9. Jul 4, 2017 #47
    Barry Cuda

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    Halle Berry would not get pass the front door--she is ugly, stupid, and probably boring as well.
    NEXT!!
     
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  10. Jul 4, 2017 #48
    ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

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    Shoot she could HAVE my front door!

    Mr. Barry. I know you ain't serious. If you are, we might oughta get you to an eye doctor.

    Or Mrs Barry was lookin and you hadda defend her honor.

    :rolleyes:
     
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  11. Jul 5, 2017 #49
    zagaff3r

    zagaff3r Well-Known Member

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    Barry, last time you caught a wave did you have to take some Viagra to pop up?

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    I guess I'm not a real man then cause I would surf the sh!1 outta that thang.

    And I went surfing twice today.

    In the ocean.

    Once in the morning, once in the evening. ; )

    Don't wanna implode

    Mark Hanna: You jerk off?

    Jordan Belfort: Do I... Do I I jerk off? Yeah, yeah I jerk off. Yeah.

    Mark Hanna: How many times a week?

    Jordan Belfort: Like, um, three or four. Three or four times, maybe five.

    Mark Hanna: Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day.

    Jordan Belfort: Wow.

    Mark Hanna: Once in the morning, right after I work out, then once right after lunch.

    Jordan Belfort: Really?

    Mark Hanna: I want to. That's not why I do it. I do it 'cause I fûćking *need* to. Think about it. You're dealing with numbers. All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. Bang, bang, bang.

    [imitates squeaking]

    Mark Hanna: Füčking digits. All very acidic above-the-shoulders mustard sh!1. All right? It kind of wigs some people out. Right? You gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. I keep the rhythm below the belt.

    Jordan Belfort: Done.

    Mark Hanna: This is not a tip, this is a prescription. Trust me. If you don't, you will fall out of balance, split your differential and tip the fûçk over. Or worse yet, I've seen this happen, implode.

    Jordan Belfort: No, I don't wanna implode, sir.

    Mark Hanna: No. No, you don't.

    Jordan Belfort: I'm in this for the long run, you know?

    Mark Hanna: Implosions are ugly. Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. When you get really good at it, you'll fūçking be stroking and you'll be thinking about waves.
     
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  12. Jul 5, 2017 #50
    grainofsand

    grainofsand Well-Known Member

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    if it's boring, it means that you're not progressing
     
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  13. Jul 5, 2017 #51
    headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

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    This. Exactly.

    I can ride a mini ramp day after day after day after day and as long as i'm pushing myself it never gets old. I would spend hundreds of hours mastering that wave.
     
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