horrible prediction

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by jeffisawalrus, Apr 2, 2015.

  1. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    We surely did, hermanoooo.

    This is just another sign of increasingly kook-laden lineups coming soon to a break that you love.
     
  2. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    go old school and use one of these:

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  3. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Or go even more old skool and use on of these:

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  4. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Baffling. "Laughable, man."
     
  5. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    How's about we just put something like this up at the top of the posts with a sticky...

    Dear Swellinfo,

    I am (fill in username). I know this is only my 1st post, but this place is an unbelievably, incredibly, unbearably, and bodaciously inaccurate surf predictin website. I live in (fill in break here) and the forecast for my beach is NEVER right. I am too much of a dumbass to figure out this crap by my lonesome, so I came here for help. Much to my dismay, all I found was a bunch of hooligans, ruffians, ne'er do wells, and some guy in a white windowless van. As I am far too lazy, and stupid, to create my OWN surf predictin web site, I'll just come here every few days and squawl about how f***ed up this site is.
     
  6. wombat

    wombat Well-Known Member

    158
    Apr 10, 2012
    i am very tall so surf forecasts are always exaggerated. i want a refund

    lets start a new thread: Jeffisa__________
     
  7. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015

    YEAH !!

    But, but this site is free.

    As long as you consider message board addiction and the many feelings that get hurt here "free."

    Though, isn't it awesome when these sites predict 0-1 foot for the next day, as the winds blow from the SE at 15 all day long, as a front swings-on-by.

    Then no one is at Bayhead when it's 3 foot magical the next morning...

    Got to take the good with the bad.
     
  8. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Buahahaha, Oh man... that was good SS, well done! HAHAHAHA
     
  9. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Thanks DP.

    We're all a bunch of ne'er do wells! Good one Paulie!!!
     
  10. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Old Skool forecasting:

    Go to beach.
    Look at surf.
    Surf (or not).

    New School (aka jeffisamoron) forecasting:

    Look at one or several free forecasting sites on the internet.
    Never go to beach until seeing a decent forecast.
    B!tch about lousy forecasting.
    Don't surf.
     
  11. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    on the forum topics page it states the topic was started by meffjatt, but the first post is by jeffisawalrus?

    wut?
     
  12. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    anyways, i just here to put some hate up your butt
     
  13. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Hey, all of a sudden I like these "new" surf predictin' websites.....
     
  14. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    I surfed more when I didn't have the internet.the internet killed my stoke.now its like ok 3-4ft windswell,ok.look at the cams,oh theres 20 people out im not going anywhere.

    and don't let your friend say hey before u go lets smoke this blunt or drink this bottle.it ruins many sessions,and the days u blow it off are the best days of the year.

    and for the record don't be mad when the prediction isn't what it is.thats why its called a prediction.nobody can really accurately predict weather to a t.shyt happens
     
  15. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    CEP, a bit o' go, Barrels4Liam gave you some problems.

    Now, I like Barrels4Liam. Back years ago, maybe one, maybe two, he spoke upon which of goodness, hassled a few who dared take sides against there which of myselves, and he seems pretty cool.

    But Barrels, I don't know, CEP seems to make sense and know the score. Pretty much always, except, of course, during a freak time when he may disagrees(Urban) with me.

    We all surfed more before the internet. Technology will destroy us all. Well, besides MIS.
     
  16. red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2015
    fugging awesome!
     
  17. jeffisawalrus

    jeffisawalrus New Member

    2
    Apr 2, 2015
    Hahahaha dang, all I was trying to discuss was how many times have they said that it'll be overhead+ on a Friday so you anticipate all week and when that day finally arrives and you get to the beach, the waves are trash. Didn't mean to aggravate the Swellinfo disciples. Personally, Surfline has been the more accurate of the two when it comes to the beach I surf but that doesn't mean that I'm not going to check Swellinfo and compare the two. Chiiiill gah.
     
  18. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    Actually find the forecast very accurate although I live so close it's not a huge loss if it isn't right on. With the forecast and the cams that are available, I can't image anyone with half a brain couldn't decide whether or not there is surf.
     
  19. CDsurf

    CDsurf Well-Known Member

    391
    May 10, 2014
    I think swellinfo does a great job forecasting. Its really impressive actually.
     
  20. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    Yup. Save the weed or other enhancements til after.

    And...

    Excrement transpyres