HOTY award...

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by shortboarder, Nov 27, 2014.

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  1. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    Thanks Yank.

    Yeah if he'd take his proper place at the kiddie table and STFU he might learn something. He's too busy puffing up his bird chest though. Sad. I'd feel sorry for the lil chimp, but I don't.
     
  2. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    since he gave notice of the murder, doesnt that make it a duel?
     

  3. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    Hey Shartboarder...I'm going surfing so I'll leave you with this to keep you entertained. It has pictures that move and words so you don't have to try to read anything.

    Listen to this man, he is a sage, a wise man, and gives great life advice.

    [video=youtube;5TNhS81w4bM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TNhS81w4bM[/video]
     
  4. shortboarder

    shortboarder Well-Known Member

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    Nov 27, 2014
    I will bound and gag you and torture you for weeks on end. I will cut into your abdomen and play jump rope with your lower intestines while you scream in pain from the boiling aluminum I poured into your eyesockets after I gouged out your eyeballs with an icepick. I will kick you in the head so much that your nose will be where your ears are suppose to be. I will submerge you in boiling hot bath of hydrogen peroxide after I cut up your stomach and took a piss on your digestive system. You will scream in pain as I stitch your mouth to your own nutsack.This is not a threat, this is a promise.
     
  5. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    That didn't take long to spiral into insanity did it shartboarder? Did somebody get their little feelings hurt?
     
  6. KillaKiel

    KillaKiel Well-Known Member

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    Feb 21, 2012
    So true. The hate of SI knows no bounds.

    This is my 600th post. Hopefully we will survive to see 601 judging by the 2 pages I have read so far.

    Death threats? Dude, you just might make it to the Supreme Court! If you are really clever, you can film it and pu tit (<<<==I will allow this) on Youtube, thus getting your 15 Minutes of Fame!

    Can SwellInfo make you famous? Perhaps...

    "Hello, my name is Ryan Seacrest. Let's see who is next on the Red Carpet tonight, but SwellInfo's very own...shortboarder! shortboarder (since he doesn't use caps), is famous for making a death threat on SwellInfo, superseding the case that made it to the Supreme Court involving internet threats the first week of December, 2014, and following through with it...on video I might add...and posting it to YOUTUBE! Aside from the murder charges, he is charged with indescent exposure for peeing down the newly developed orfice at the top of another individual's neck!"
     
  7. HighOnLife

    HighOnLife Well-Known Member

    Jun 3, 2014
    Thaaaaats mee!!!!
     
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