HOTY14 Homestretch: The Official Hate-Off

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by EmassSpicoli, Oct 7, 2014.

  1. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Well, we are now in the final quarter in the race for this year's edition of the original Swellie Award: Hater of the Year. This chase gave rise to all the other Swellies in 2013 and remains the most coveted crown of them all.

    The Tyson-Holyfield equivalent to the HOTY is yankee vs. sandblasters. This rivalry will likely go the distance like Lakers vs. Celtics. rcarter sprinkles himself in on the hate now and then, as do others. But a HOTY trophy is only copped by a year's worth of the finest A-grade hate. No dark horses need apply.

    This year's questions:

    1) has sandblasters really mellowed like yankee says he has or is he saving the best for last like he claimed in the post below from July 17th?
    2) has yankee himself mellowed out from too many surf trips to CR/PR with his lovely lady or will he defend his crown like the '88-90 Detroit Pistons Bad Boys?

    Discuss.
     
  2. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Hey, Fuk you! See I hate still.
     

  3. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Blasters is a formidable candidate, filled with bile & wit & hate. But.....this right here ^^ is why you can never count gitcarter out of the running as the dark horse.

    Carter, you swine! :mad:
     
  4. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Yeah man but I still see no possible way I can catch you. You take the hate to another level my brotha!
     
  5. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    I appreciate that. Coming from you, that sounds like not only a compliment of the highest order but also a concession speech, as it were.

    Blasters....do you concede yet? You can go focus your energies on getting the white van of doom from out of the impound yard & re-painting it before waynetheinsaaaaane gets out of the can.
     
  6. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    No concession just yet but I do think you will repeat this year.
     
  7. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    you should get extra credit for hating in orange.
     
  8. ihatelongboarders

    ihatelongboarders Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2007
    you dudes need hobbies. why not take up surfing or something.
     
  9. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    You are just jealous. Your hate of longboarders just isn't enough to get you into the running. ;)
     
  10. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    bwahahaha
     
  11. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    I nominate the swell info story page as the dumbest garbage "tread" (its thread btw numbnutz) ever to pop up here. If you contributed to this 2nd grade writing exercise I suggest you find the nearest toilet bowl, stick your head in and flush.... maybe you'll clean out some of the obvious c-r-a-ap stuck inbetween your ears.

    that is all.




    nah... Im just kidding.... but its still cheese factor 10.
     
  12. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Fitz, it continues to gather steam
     
  13. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Why not take up sukin my c0ck asswipe? I seem to recall you an MJ haveing a number of issues and posts filled with hate. Brew is right you just sad becasue you can't hate on the level we is.
     
  14. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    I litterally just spit coffee out laughing! Thanks rcarter!
     
  15. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    You are welcome Zero, glad I could make you laugh.
     
  16. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Your first sentance has such power and hate, you are def a professional. Great job!
     
  17. Lipsmacker

    Lipsmacker Well-Known Member

    264
    Sep 17, 2012
    You guys are all a bunch of internet puss1es who kiss each other's asses and compliment each other on your level of hate. Really? This is the best you have to offer? Get over yourselves and stop sucking each other's d1cks. Go fvck yourselves ***gots.
     
  18. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Not quite a contender, but gave me a chuckle
     
  19. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    Excellent late entry.
     
  20. leethestud

    leethestud Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2010
    yankee needs a new target in order to finish strong. I had 'em going a few years back but we ran out of ways to tell each other to F off. Roy doesn't seem to argue about his gnomeship or his love affairs with non human mammals any more, PBJ/bill/whoever either got admitted by the state or went on to another profile. Maybe he can stir something up with ihatelongboarders.

    This may have to come down to a 1 on 1 yo mamma joke contest between Yank and blasters.

    I like how bigmoneyT/shredmachine just stays above it. I feel like he could make a pretty good play for it given his street cred right now after punching the big gay guy.

    I also like how we are hosting our own D1ckhead olympics
     
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