HOTY14 Homestretch: The Official Hate-Off

Yes, just in case I need to out paddle mcgruff the warrior cop, slinging lead at me on 23ft barrels in Belmar.

He's a cop, not a ****ing ranger.

 

"I own guns in NY LI and metro area, but uhh, no I can't take a picture because I'm somewhere else now uhhh"

 

You wanna snuggle don't you

 

Wow.. Is anything you say supported with fact? Like ever? I hate to have to tell youthis, but Mass is one of the lowest paid states for your chosen profession... The highest are Nevada, Wisconsin and Wyoming.

 

I'm living in NJ now for work. Back in NY on the weekends... And never said metro area.

 

So you're from upstate? You surf lake Huron or something?

 

upstate? Long Island dipsh!t

 

Dude, you really come home each weekend huh? Are you goofy?

That post that Cep wrote about the East End was hilarious. "It's a paradise," haha. Every time I'm in the time warp that is Northeast Jersey, I feel more thankful than ever to be born on the other side of the city. Elizabeth, Newark, Pulaski skyway, all that sh*t is f*cked, a thousand bridges and highways intermingling over barren industrial swamplands.

Don't get me wrong, there's some cool sh*t in Jersey City, Hoboken is really nice, and NJ has a lot of beautiful nature towns. But some of the Northeast NJ corridor is simply abysmal.

 

So, we have a gun owning liberal from long island that goes back and forth to jersey.

It all makes sense

 

Not every weekend. But all my (and my wifes) friends and family are on LI. And so is my boat
There's always something going on that we have to go to.

I'm in Long Branch. It's cool here, but I like NY way better

 

Liberal??? Wrong again dummy... That's like 0-forever for you

 

So you're a cock gobbler from lake Huron that loves long walks and murses?

 

Best troll sesh ever.


Hail Satan. Where's that mysavior ****head anyways? Is he trying to convert one of roys boards to pseudo christianity?

 

sounds like your wife's bio

 

Wife jokes, off limits. I'll say it once.

Epic troll session. Let's not **** it up.

 

Wife jokes may be off limits but your wife's cooch is wide open as always.

 

I'll seriously kick you to sleep. Not kidding. Despite my ****head antics, I do have a nice side. She's the queen. I'll literally boot you to sleep. It's a solid way to get bottled if in person in the right venue.

My rule to trolling and pissing matches, no wives, no kids, no old folks, no special needs people. All grounds to get thrown into a train.

 

Ya know, if we took shifts we could keep this dip**** up all night, his ego won't let him not respond.

 

Speaking of old people, you never answered my question before. Ever give an old lady a salt water baptism?