HOTY14 Homestretch: The Official Hate-Off

Dude, aren't you late for skin flute practice?

 

Haters wanna hate, Lovers wanna love, I don't even want, None of the above, I want to piss on you. Yes I do, I'll piss on you, I'll pee on you.

That goes out to 'erbody on this surf prediction forum.

 

From your mom's house, headed to your girlfriend's place, then to the DNA lab to prove you are f*cking your sister.

 

Ahh, so you're not going to out yourself as a chick jean wearing ****-tunnel?

 

Attention everybody!!! You can obtain someones location(even their address) from the IP...currently in the works!!

 

Probably not.

MJR, I'm just gonna clue you in here ... not out of respect or generosity, but because I am tiring of this charade. No need to respond to me. In fact I will take a response as your refusal or inability to contemplate what I have said.

Be (more) quiet and learn how to surf. If that's what you want to do, if it's so important to your life, then stop talking about it and do it. All the time you spent yapping on here could have been spent fixing that Hobie, or reading about oceanography or surf history, or even doing some lame sh*t like working out surf muscles or whatever surf people do. Better yet, drive one of your three cars to a local beach and spend the day picking up trash. If you don't feel better after that, I don't know if you can be helped.

There's 50 year old fairweather bodbyboarding Dads on here that catch ZERO flack. They don't talk sh*t about guns, political parties, and toughness, they don't try to fit in and probably don't care to anyway. They just share some surf related or humor related thoughts now and then.

You gotta unwind a bit man. One day some terrible sh*t is gonna come down onto your shoulders and you'll realize how insignificant it all is. This ain't SoCal and it ain't the North Shore, but it ain't no Massachusetts boarding school either.

You've got three cars, $20,000 dollars in guns, $10K in tattoos, a vaporizer, multiple surfboards, a full service woodshop, who f*cking knows what else- more than 95% of the humans on Earth. You are wealthy even by US standards, and you have a still brighter economic future.

So why is learning how to surf so important to you? You can afford relaxing vacations, you can afford masages, good food, nice sh*t, all day, you brashly said so yourself.

You've got so much, and you're so proud of it, so why do you need surfing? Think about it. Because surfing doesn't f*cking need you.

 

Proxy people. Proxy. yeesh. It will also avoid those nasty little letters from you internet provider about all those movies you are getting off bittorrent

 

Spot on tlok.

 

So, I just said that you are f*cking your sister and the best response you got is that I wear tight jeans?

See yourself out of the hater thread.

 

+1

 

Damn Slashdog has been in a state of enlightenment as of late.

 

Yeah, he's kinda been on fire.

 

Yes you must obtain the proxy from the IP address first...

 

Well said, and the last line sums it up beautifully.

Sometimes truth is the coldest most hateful thing in the world.

 

This was awesome!!!!

This was weak and pathetic.

Point Leethestud!

 

But no one else can see it. None of yall. Far as anyone on here can see, I am typing from a remote south american location.

 

Hmmm. I looked up this surfy vehicle thready you folks mentioned. Seems Mr. Libertarian is telling everyone to vote Republican. And talking about his fat stacks. Funny how a guy in school is so independently wealthy.

And talking smack to Gaffer? He's not fit to carry Gaff's leash.

I smell a rat. And by rat I mean f'ing pissant poseur.

Filing him away in my "F*cksGiven=Zero" drawer. I'll send him some SaltLife stickers to ease the pain.

 

Keep that on the low I think that got MJR to dissapear! But a good IT guy can figure it out...

 

Man, thanks Gaff. I don't even know how I got involved in this, dude talked to much smack to too many people here.

 

I'm ok with that revision.

And unlike MJR, you have real guns in your garage and know how to use them.