HOTY14 Homestretch: The Official Hate-Off

I hate most of you and strongly dislike 85% of the remaining amount.

**** every single one of you mother ****ing cock sucking **** Mook scrotum gobblers.

****. Choke on a sea urchins prickly dong.

 

They are definitely comical!!

 

...um, kinda garden variety if you ask me...

 

Weak attempt you lame ass waste of a jizz load. Your dad should have sprayed you all over your moms tits instead of in her cooch.

This term needs to go in the Glossary right now!

Yep, weak ass punk trying to make a name for himself and jump in the race last quarter. What a douche rocket.

 

Homer of the Year! Everyone in this tread wins...it's a group award!

 

Jawn, no one asked you, obviously the best part of you dribbled down your mommas chin!

your dad still in jail? ah wait, no thats just your stepdad, your real dad had a sex change and goes by the name sandblasters now

 

MIS always trolling behind me you like the view from back there don't you buddy!

 

thank you for waxing!

 

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Y'all's hate flows from me like lava from a volcano. It flows like a raging river and will rattle you like a earthquake. I feel like we need to take our best hating moments from the last year and post them up on a thread and see how we all measure up, but then again I have no feelings I'm numb like cocaine. Yankee seems to focus on gnomes and sheep fukers and Wayne. But I think my spectrum of hate is wider. But my hate is selective as we'll and unlimited. Rcarter hates hard and I mean hard and everyone is fair game which really helps his hate cred. But I'm about to take hate to a whole new level I'm going to hate on myself.

 

Hey sandblasters you bang your sister

 

**** you bro the south is the best and that only happens in the north, you dumb redneck.

 

No, you won that one cutie.


Now, hurry up and trail along *****, I gotta pee and it's not going to hold itself.

 

STFU I bang more Hindus that you ever will you pile of chit. Get off my peak brah. Faking kook.

 

The time-space continuum just shattered.

 

DUDE BRO! MIS owns you huh! I always see you trailing right behind him holding onto the corner of his pocket!

 

Did I say you could talk yet? Keep holding, i'm almost done. We can talk about your rights to speech when I'm done.

Shake it.

Okay good.

You can speak now.

 

True Hate flows where it's needed, when it's needed. That's why I, Yankee, am the only HOTY winner in SI history. That's right: the rest of you schlubs are poseurs, just squirrels lookin' for a nut. What you pathetically attempt to steam up isn't hate, it's shpeckle burbling from your pale blubbery butt cheeks.

True Hate flows of the moment in response to the efftards of humanity who need to feel the venom & the wrath. This usually includes, but is not limited to, gnome, chucka-boo-boo, waynetheinaaaane, all too often fran drescher the walmart diva, occasionally Hawkfart, once in awhile clemson, that goober philo from philly & wannabe asspect skid marks like michaeljr.

The rest of you in this thread....? You're Cub Scouts doing your first circle jerk at sleepaway camp. And gitcarter just sprayed you with his load.