how far away r u?

Discussion in 'Global Surf Talk' started by Barry bottomfeeder, Jan 6, 2016.

  1. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    Fixed it for you
  2. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    I thought we were all morons ...


  3. bennysgohome

    bennysgohome Well-Known Member

    Nov 13, 2009
    Show me someone who can surf from PA please. I"m not talking riding down the line. Actually able to do a bottom turn, snaps and hacks.
  4. bennysgohome

    bennysgohome Well-Known Member

    Nov 13, 2009
    It's alright yankee. Keep banging prostitutes and stealing clients life savings. I'm sure there is a reason you lost your wife, probably your attitude and small p e nas. Anyone ever involved in Wall Street, should be hung or shoot themselves in the head. There is no meaning to their job. They just take risks (which aren't risks because they will be bailed out) using other people's money. I would trust the loan shark on the corner before wall street. They've been causing workers and ****ing over every country for decades. An honorable job. A wall street surfer, oh the irony. Surfers are turning over in their graves knowing someone like you surfs (well if 12 times a year makes you a surfer).

    People get mad that they live far from the beach. I"m just saying people call themselves surfers when most that live far away hardly surf unless they are unemployed. PA and DC surfers are just horrible with no etiquette. They bring there pissed attitudes to our breaks and ruin it. Just stay home. You don't even understand the culture. Pencil pushers and stock brokers now surfing. What a joke. Blue Crush now brings these wannabes to our breaks.
  5. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    What's with your obsession with the ability of other surfers? Is Life101 kicking your arse that badly? Are you really that bored? And the thing you have with penile envy.....sparky, save that for your weekly sessions with your shrink.

    No one owes you anything. Not an answer, not anything.

    Having stated that fundafarkingmental truth, here it is: I've surfed with people from PA, guys who can shred, do all the tricks including aerials, much better surfers than I'd ever dream of being. They're also modest, ahem, they don't strut about criticizing anyone nor boasting. It's a great time surfing with people like this. Give waves, get waves, the stoke is alive & real.

    As for "all the lame surfers" from PA & DC, as you claim to be suffering put out a raft of negative energy, that's what you get back, liam. You're just a pissy, negative troll.

    TPTSNBN is one of the all-time mellowest, friendliest breaks. Tourists? Yep, it's the beach, there's millions of humans on the right coast, is this news that some might show up with a blue crush softtop? You seem like a judgmental asshat.

    I'm from a different 'old school' era than what you weaned upon. Your chest-thumping & braggadocio is a latent bleating pox upon the American house. Internet driven, narcissistic & encouraged by efftarded boomers mummy & da-da, the FB gen hides behind Interweb blithering about how great their abilities are.


    Then that can, do; them that can't, rip others based on where they live (eh??) & post about how magnificent they look in the mirror.
    Last edited: Jan 9, 2016
  6. Socco

    Socco Well-Known Member

    Jul 14, 2014
    according to Liam anyonone who doesn't live near the ocean isn't a surfer so no I am not an idiot because I realize that obviously isn't true
  7. Socco

    Socco Well-Known Member

    Jul 14, 2014
    I am sure there are plenty but I know of one for sure.......So Liam if you grow up at the beach surfing and then move inland does that mean you automatically forget how to surf, forget the culture and forget all the rules??? Not everyone can live near the ocean so if I were you I would just be thankful for what you got son yeand not make so many assumptions........yes Mr. Belmar PA and proud!!!!
  8. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Well, based on how I changed the direction of this thread into a haters debate, I would suggest you are all morons for sure. I succeeded in trolling you all into a hate-fest!!!! hahahahahahaha!! Jawn is so infatuated with me he can hardly post anything else; isn't that the sure mark of a buffoon!!??!!

    Now, shall we talk about surfboard design?? hahahahhahaha!!!

    Toodle le do, girls. Have a niiiiiiiice day!
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  9. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    Rob Kelly...oh Liam and I know you ain't rippahhh like Rob Kelly

    Not even
  10. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    Oh Fumunda Cudda you know your all upset your fantasy internat life was exposed

    You haven't succeeded at anything but becoming swell info's number one moron

    Congratulations Barry your finally the best at something
  11. HaydukeLives!

    HaydukeLives! Well-Known Member

    Mar 24, 2015
  12. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Envy will get you nowhere, buffoon.
    As your posts indicate, envy is eating away your insides.
    So, instead, catch a flight to PR and get some waves; sounds like you need it. But leave the drugs home.
  13. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

  14. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    "Being" from somewhere isn't the point now, is it??
    And I am sure Rothman got to the Islands relatively young (and he probably sucked at surfing then), and now he lives very near the surf, I am sure. And THEN, he got better at it.
    I am so proud to have derailed this thread to more of a "hater" thread!! I am really getting good at it!!
    Aren't you proud of me??
  15. bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2014

    o barry
  16. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    Ohhhhh isn't it moronic

    Tellz mo story's then emass spicoli and has just as many wetsuits too

    Fumunda Cudda never been good at nothing so he posts on swell predictin websites all day

    Oh isn't it ironic

    Yeah it is....

  17. jizwhale

    jizwhale Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
  18. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    ....."never been good at nothing"... that is a double negative. Your imitation ghetto talk is also unbecoming. Listen, ghetto folks don't want you as a friend, and I don't blame them, so stop trying to be like them.

    Oh, and, once again, your post reeks of envy.......
  19. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    And I am sure turtles like you.
  20. raddadbrad

    raddadbrad Well-Known Member

    Jan 10, 2015
    6 blocks , about a 5 min. Bike ride to a sweet Aframe on East swells and a slabby right horseshoe barrel on SSE swells. Love my town, love my postage stamp corner lot hahaha.