How long is your beard?

None here, I keep the mug clean shaved. I did try the soul patch thing once... Shaved that, too!

 

beards and all facial hair is super gay right now and a lot of guys have no business growing one. if you can't do a push up you should never be allowed to have the highest honor of looking like a man. can't do a pull up? then no beard for you. can't change a tire? then shave your face and be the beta-male f@ggot that you really are.

 

+ 1,000

 

Not only faegs but Clutch and their fans.

 

Beards are for closeted homosexuals.

 

Tell that to these guys.....in person.

 

If I see your hipster beard in the lineup prepare to fight on the beach

 

I keep an 8 o'clock shadow at all times. A quick trim every few days and I'm good.

I feel like a pre-pubescent boy when I'm completely clean shaven.

 

I have a 9'6" longbeard. Its great on small days.

 

I have a five oclock shadow at 8 oclock in the morning so if i miss shaving a few days i got a beard ,it happens to men and evidently what im hearing some of you girls as well

 

The whole beard thing is over rated... It's all hipsters style or something - even those hockey players- really if you want to be cool- grow some hockey hair or something.

Really - I feel that most of the guys with beards in the lineup are basically trying to be someone else.

Personally- shaving is a pain, but trimming a beard is just as much as a pain... So either way- there's no excuse - just trying to be cool.


Sorry guys- rant over- I'm just so over the surfers trying to be cool with a beard- just be yourself...

 

About 7'2". But I recently went to Wookiecuts and got it trimmed.

 

Got some insecure dudes up in here. Men are designed to have facial and body hair, deal with it. Don't have hair envy dudes, that's even more gay.

 

In other words, who gives a sh*t if someone has facial hair or not? That's their thing, to its their own people, to its their own.

 

So, by this logic, if I have a beard, I'm not being myself? Even if I think being myself is having a beard?

There will always be trends, and some dudes just like beards, you can't group all dudes with beards into the hipster category simply because they have a beard. That's moronic.

I'll do whatever the f**k I want, wear whatever the f**k I want and so on. I don't need permission and approval by every dude on the f***ing planet.

If I want to wear Abercrombie and Fitch and gel the s**t out of my hair, I will.

This whole, you have to dress and look a certain way to be this or that, is idiotic.

Surfers are culprits of this, especially around our parts, h20. I know plenty a dudes who rip and look like tool bags, I don't give two s**ts how they look, if they're cool dudes, they're ok in my book.

Christ.

But, I'll remember to shave my facial hair for you, dawg, next time I decide to surf Belmar.

 

I have a beard. Summer sun protection built in.

Also, I'm gay and I do knee push ups.