How long is your beard?

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by EmassSpicoli, May 17, 2015.

  1. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    No this isn't a Roy tread. Dat buggah never furnished a Shred of evidence supporting his tall tale so he doesn't get another tread.

    This is to see, literally, how much facial hair you cats grow and maintain. I ask since I've been too busy with work to shave in a week and I feel like I've got a broom growing off my face. Stories? Species?

    Discuss.
     
  2. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    None here, I keep the mug clean shaved. I did try the soul patch thing once... Shaved that, too!
     

  3. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    beards and all facial hair is super gay right now and a lot of guys have no business growing one. if you can't do a push up you should never be allowed to have the highest honor of looking like a man. can't do a pull up? then no beard for you. can't change a tire? then shave your face and be the beta-male [email protected] that you really are.
     
  4. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    + 1,000
     
  5. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
  6. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    I never do the beard thing. Just haven't had time or need to shave during a hectic week and the itching this morning got me thinking. How the hell do you cats put up with this on the reg?
     
  7. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
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  8. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    Not only faegs but Clutch and their fans.
     
  9. Ronnie Mund

    Ronnie Mund Well-Known Member

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    Jul 6, 2012
    Beards are for closeted homosexuals.
     
  10. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    Tell that to these guys.....in person.

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  11. surfsolo

    surfsolo Well-Known Member

    809
    Apr 1, 2009
    If I see your hipster beard in the lineup prepare to fight on the beach
     
  12. Gnarbutter

    Gnarbutter Well-Known Member

    212
    Jan 27, 2014
    I keep an 8 o'clock shadow at all times. A quick trim every few days and I'm good.

    I feel like a pre-pubescent boy when I'm completely clean shaven.
     
  13. El Stupido

    El Stupido Well-Known Member

    103
    Nov 17, 2011
    I have a 9'6" longbeard. Its great on small days.
     
  14. jaklsurfs

    jaklsurfs Well-Known Member

    473
    Apr 26, 2015
    I have a five oclock shadow at 8 oclock in the morning so if i miss shaving a few days i got a beard ,it happens to men and evidently what im hearing some of you girls as well
     
  15. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    The whole beard thing is over rated... It's all hipsters style or something - even those hockey players- really if you want to be cool- grow some hockey hair or something.

    Really - I feel that most of the guys with beards in the lineup are basically trying to be someone else.

    Personally- shaving is a pain, but trimming a beard is just as much as a pain... So either way- there's no excuse - just trying to be cool.


    Sorry guys- rant over- I'm just so over the surfers trying to be cool with a beard- just be yourself...
     
  16. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    About 7'2". But I recently went to Wookiecuts and got it trimmed.
     
  17. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Got some insecure dudes up in here. Men are designed to have facial and body hair, deal with it. Don't have hair envy dudes, that's even more gay.
     
  18. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    In other words, who gives a sh*t if someone has facial hair or not? That's their thing, to its their own people, to its their own.
     
  19. Gnarbutter

    Gnarbutter Well-Known Member

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    Jan 27, 2014
    So, by this logic, if I have a beard, I'm not being myself? Even if I think being myself is having a beard?

    There will always be trends, and some dudes just like beards, you can't group all dudes with beards into the hipster category simply because they have a beard. That's moronic.

    I'll do whatever the f**k I want, wear whatever the f**k I want and so on. I don't need permission and approval by every dude on the f***ing planet.

    If I want to wear Abercrombie and Fitch and gel the s**t out of my hair, I will.

    This whole, you have to dress and look a certain way to be this or that, is idiotic.

    Surfers are culprits of this, especially around our parts, h20. I know plenty a dudes who rip and look like tool bags, I don't give two s**ts how they look, if they're cool dudes, they're ok in my book.

    Christ.

    But, I'll remember to shave my facial hair for you, dawg, next time I decide to surf Belmar.
     
  20. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    I have a beard. Summer sun protection built in.

    Also, I'm gay and I do knee push ups.