How long is your beard?

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by EmassSpicoli, May 17, 2015.

  1. White Sea Ape

    White Sea Ape Well-Known Member

    595
    Dec 8, 2013
    yesss
     
  2. White Sea Ape

    White Sea Ape Well-Known Member

    595
    Dec 8, 2013
    CANADIANS withRATy Beards !
     

  3. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest


    tsk, tsk, tsk, my, my....what a rant. do you feel better now?
    Personally I agree with you, but it is still a dorky rant. Just opinion of course. You scan resume ranting now....
     
  4. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    People say I bear an uncanny resemblance to Phil Robertson from Duck Dyansty. I think I look like General JEB Stuart. I've had the beard since 1989. I kill things with a rod, guns and arrows so I don't qualify as a hipster.
     
  5. Gnarbutter

    Gnarbutter Well-Known Member

    212
    Jan 27, 2014
    O barry
     
  6. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    My beard looks ok right now
     
  7. Hawky

    Hawky Well-Known Member

    850
    May 9, 2014
    HAHAhahaHAHASHFAh
     
  8. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    metard, i think you kinda contradicted yourself, mang
     
  9. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    you gots the canuck summer pros back in your line up? pretty sure they were back today where i was, hanging in the "inside" waiting to get plowed...godda^^it that language is like a fargin power washer in my ears
     
  10. mookieo2

    mookieo2 Well-Known Member

    47
    May 10, 2013
    I think you need a beard to surf in the Rockaways now. Its over run by hipsters.
     
  11. HaydukeLives!

    HaydukeLives! Well-Known Member

    396
    Mar 24, 2015
    i braid my beard into my pubes so my head doesnt float away while watching E! I get so high on that ****
     
  12. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    read again son
     
  13. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
  14. White Sea Ape

    White Sea Ape Well-Known Member

    595
    Dec 8, 2013
    Is is just swell
     
  15. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    perfect!



    Brown hair, red beard. Like the pirate.

    Keep that **** at #2 beard trimmer guard.

    Gun owning, tire changing, DREEEETING, bench off semi-finalist.
     
  16. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    My beard is ok.

    I'm hammered.

    I'll say what I tell everyone Beards are great in the summer. Idiots think they make u too hot but that's just stupid. A beard isn't the crux of being too hot. Beards protect you from the wind and sun. Summer is the best time to beard

    That said be careful. Hipster ****
     
  17. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Dis tread is long. I started it.
     
  18. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    Apparent length depends upon the weather and other factors... longer and straighter when wet for example.

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  19. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Roy stop posting on dis tread until you furnish any proof whatsoever of your fictitious bajillion dollar raft sale you charlatan with a rodent hanging off your face
     
  20. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    You are wasting your time attempting to give me orders.