How long is your beard?

I had a good 2 month stretch with no shaving, but I was in a wedding this weekend so i dropped er down to a #2 beard trimmer guard.

I wish I could just live in the woods...

 

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While we're on the subject of beards

So, obviously, the hipster/lumbersexual/comb-over but sides shaved haircut/with stupid long beard is ghey as fock...

also, obv, gnar gnar biker dudes are exempt from all scrutiny, bc they've had beards fo evah and now must be sad...

My thoughts/questions...

I shave once a week, twice tops, to placate my bosses. I don't care for a complete clean face, nor do I want a full beard...

How do you fellers feel about scruff grooming? Like just beyond 5 o'clocke shadow but neat kinda deal?


Redde Wings

 

Oh you mean like McDreamy from Grey's Anatomy! ow owwwwww

 

beards and all facial hair is super gay right now and a lot of guys have no business growing one. if you can't do a push up you should never be allowed to have the highest honor of looking like a man. can't do a pull up? then no beard for you. can't change a tire? then shave your face and be the beta-male f@ggot that you really are.

beard + no push up = f@g
beard + no pull up = f@g
beard + no tire change = f@g
no beard + no tire change + no pull up + no push up = f@g

no beard + tire change + pull up + push up = uhhh
beard + tire change + pull up + push up = this is where i get lost (although upon re-reading i kinda get the logic)

 

I prefer my men to be clean shaven especially in the nipple area.

[video=youtube;j_CoxYXIlJk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_CoxYXIlJk[/video]

 

that dude definitely can't change a tire

 

Roy your beard is a bit whispy.

 

Push-ups and pull-ups are probably out too.

 

Nor can he shave himself. And his paddling and pop ups would be severely hampered.

On a positive note, It's good to see there's a career for everybody, if you just keep an open mind.

 

Hipster beards...YAAY. YAAY. YAAY. Hipster tattoos, skinny pants, slicked oily black hair, and the BEARD is a must. If you wear glasses, you better make those thick black rimmed Buddy Holly models. And your beer? Better be PBR for chugging and IPA for savoring. F**k you all you trendy F**KS. Go take the seat of your fixie bike and replace it with a dildo.

 

Tell 'em whay you mad salt.


Ya know what i don't get...like is there a trend manual out there or something?..like those glasses, all the sudden all these girls were wearing those glasses, and hipsters too.

I always felt like I was a day late to orientation. I think I have mild spectrum behaviours, albeit whilst remaining high functioning.

 

You know...I can predict what the next big thing is always gonna be. I saw the beard coming from miles away. I just grow very spotty facial hair, so I am a bit jealous. I could grow a luxurious moustachio and a thick soul patch though. Is that acceptable?

 

haaayy, that's how i drink...sub buffalo trace or maker's mark for ipa when the dough is flyin in

any you NE dogs try some bissel brother's yet (substance & swish esp...swish gets a 100 on beer advo) - that stuff is indescribably good

 

this'll help clear things up...

[video]https://youtu.be/sxMrWSTlvgg[/video]

 

Sorry man! I enjoy some IPAs. PBR=no. I think some brewers have just lost track of what comprises a good beer aside from the hops factor. Tequila is the king of all booze.

 

I let the face hair start to grow out in October and shave it off around the end of March. Longest I've ever let it get is around two inches. I don't have the genetics to pull off anything longer than that.

I've started doing this far before the hipster-rapture. I can change a tire. I can do push-ups. I can do pull-ups. I also, live, surf, and ski where it gets colder than just about anywhere else in the states.

So do I get a hall pass?

 

So...

Spicoli, you are too busy to shave nowadays?

What aboot showering?

So, you present yourself as a ragamuffin? I don't know, man, appearances matter.

Wow, that must be some job you have. Well of course it is, it's fictional.

Oh I like how the dudes with facial hair are getting defensive and stuff.

Gnar Butter has the correct vision here.

Always try to have some growth on your face. It keeps the Wayne's away from you. And it makes you look a bit tougher, so when Swellinfo members come looking for you, you can appear tuff.

Anyways, glad to see you guys so passionate aboot facial hair.

 

.....if you judge people by their appearance, people will judge you by yours - I would bet that some wouldn't judge you too kindly, so I suggest you chill out on insulting others by their looks....you probably also judge others by their posts, so don't bother comin' back at me for this- I won't read it! I think you have some insecurity problems, so wait a little while, little boy, and grow up, dude!