Put your thumb up your a$$, remove it then such on it. The following day at midnight your account will be gone.
Checks in the mail. I am from government, here to help you. Let's see, there was a third promise, but I just cannot seem to remember it.....
Holy crap these are some of the best posts in a long while! To the OP, you cannot actually delete and account. Someone ( Itthought it was Gaff or Lee) posted a while back of a way to do it by changing your password to soemthing you cannot remember after linking your account to and email account that you shut down so you cannot recover the password. Seems a bit extreme so I say just listen to Metard or Ronnie above and everythign will be cool.
On a different note... Hawk, looks like we have a little bump coming this weekend, hope ya make it out!