How to: paddle while llaying prone on board

Discussion in 'Global Bodyboarding Talk' started by Heraklion, Oct 10, 2016.

  1. Heraklion

    Heraklion New Member

    Oct 10, 2016
    Any suggestions as to how best to master this? I'm finding that while laying prone on my board it will have a tendency to slide forward which requires me to always have at least one hand on the nose. I have not waxed my board in the center as I read somewhere that is not recommended so just wax the nose and rails.

    Any suggestions?
  2. frost

    frost Well-Known Member

    Jul 31, 2014
    try sitting and using a canoe paddle instead of laying prone
    this is for you
    Last edited: Oct 10, 2016


    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    First off, you should never llay on a board...
  4. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
  5. Heraklion

    Heraklion New Member

    Oct 10, 2016
    Heh - yeah noticed that when I submitted it.
  6. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Try sticking your thumb in your bum while trying to touch your nose with your c0ck. See if that helps any. Report back with results.
    Last edited: Oct 10, 2016
  7. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    In another time long ago, it would have been suggested that you go kill yourself. I'm not gonna say to go kill yourself because I would get infracted. But in another time you would have been told go to kill yourself.
  8. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    get paddle insert in azz = make profit
  9. PA_KOOK

    PA_KOOK Well-Known Member

    Apr 4, 2016
    Step 1: drill hole in board approximately the same size diameter as your cock
    step 2: insert said cock in hole
    step 3: paddle while lying prone
    step 4: seppuku
  10. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Try this position and let us know. Make sure you wax your board first

  11. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009

  12. BassMon2

    BassMon2 Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2015
    Hey man. I respect Austin. He seems like an alright guy. The whole crack down thing, although I don't totally agree with it....I get it. But this shiz is ridiculous. We get more trolls around here then actual new members. This should be an instant ban. It's so painfully obvious that this is a troll, yet this flies but all y'all hazing gets infarcked. That's a mix between infraction and f*ck. Because this is f*cked
  13. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Very well put.
  14. Panhandler

    Panhandler Well-Known Member

    Oct 27, 2015
    Word of the day
  15. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    there is no doubt in my mind that klion is a good guy and just needs some help. I started surfing right around the the release of the karate kid. I got caught up in the whole wax on, wax off thing and kept getting stuck on the wax off part. Sucked, every swell, wax off, damn!
  16. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    help me with this cheer for the new guy...
    GIVE ME A ...T
  17. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    Good idea and the principle could be applied to surfing. In fact, I think I'll just ditch the wax on my bort and carve out places for my feet. You don't need glass on top of the bort anyways. If you get water on top you're doing it wrong.

    I tried seppuku today, but failed miserably.
  18. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    i think he's asking about boog board?
  19. sigmund

    sigmund Well-Known Member

    Dec 7, 2015
    Do *not* use wax on your board as it reacts negatively with the polystyrene. Instead apply coconut oil, liberally.