how well could you do your job/work/career if you were high?

Sometimes I get paranoid.... If that happened at this job I'd be in a world of hurt....

 

Attention to detail is very important in my job, and I know I would make mistakes. There are people at my company who do blaze all day and their mistakes cost us literally thousands every month.

I used to be a legal assistant and I would get ripped before going in. Made sooo many mistakes that went right under my radar.

I love getting home, packing up the 18 inch, 9mm thick, beaker bottom Left Coast Scientific bong my girly got me for my b-day, and enjoy my highness in peace.

 

Awesome as f*ck, doing it now, been doing for years, can't stop won't stop BUAHAHA!

 

I'm in client relations. Problem = Opportunity. It's a necessity brah!

 

you fvck your clients? That's dope!

 

i would be in a fetal tuck under my desk. people would shoot rubber bands at me all day and keep piling up the TPS reports.

 

Nah, you get use to it. I laugh but honestly it helps me focus and deal with morons without going crazy. Got a bit of anxiety that it helps me dial down. Better than taking pills to mantain.

 

I would get paranoid and stick my dik in a socket.

 

You have been asking very stupid questions recently.
Did you wife leave you or something like that??

 

lol. I'm gonna send ya some child proof socket protectors for Xmas


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABrSYqiqvzc
^this was on SNL xmas show last night. Still cracks me up.

I don't like dealing with people when I'm in the zone so I can't partake at work.

 

what do u do for a living,as to the question of attention to detail.iv been in the construction trade my whole life from rigging to carpentry and everything in between.now I cant speak for myself lol,but in places iv worked some of the most intelligent people smoked at work,including the foreman.

for example,a milling machine,look it up if u don't know what it is,my old buddy gene,whos like 65yrs old would always be burnt out and be able to mill something to a .0005 tolerance,thats 5 thousandths of an inch or something like that.see weed makes me focus,not the other way around.im immune to the stupid shyt some people do when they are high.

but yea I worked with welders who have to do welds that must pass x ray scan which means it has to be perfect and the weed lets them relax instead of being nervous if they fail the weld.if u work in human resources or at a desk,then I wouldn't smoke weed either lol,id be sleeping the whole time

 

I have one of those jobs that requires quite a bit of attention to detail, including a lot of scientific writing. I'm not that confident that I wouldn't overlook and miss a lot of stuff just like others have mentioned.

 

bro I smoke weed while reading books...on geometry and construction trades lol,no joke.i know I'm a loser,im rather smart but a horrible speller.i don't smoke and start giggling and shyt,that ship sailed 2 decades ago lol.

il give u an example on one of the books I'm reading.pressure vessels used for petro plants and oil production.you take a flat piece of metal,roll it into a cone,weld the seam.now is where it gets fun,they tell u to cut a hole at 22.5 degrees north of 11 o clock.to figure that out u multiply the diameter by pie squared,then divide by 360(360 degrees in a circle) and the measurement u get is each degree.so now u find the 11 o clock position on the cylinder,and multiply ur degree that u got from the above equation by 22.5......building shyt isn't that easy lol,and I can do this high.