How would you fit your board in this?

With a Veyron I think you are supposed to strap the leash to the side mirror and at 230mph the board becomes a kite.

 

http://images.gizmag.com/hero/9404_20608121856.jpg


No, I'd sell it, buy 40 blacked out crown vic's, and start my own police force.

 

I would pay someone to drive my boards to the beach.

 

I wouldnt need to drive to surf... I'd just feel silly driving to the wavepool Id have in my backyard.

 

Seeing as how it's only a base model I'd just epoxy weld some racks to the top.

 

The question is ,how would you fit all the pu$$y in there?

 

Can I apply for that job please!

 

+1 that thing would attract so much attention