I am the GoldenBullCow

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Someday. Someday.

 

That's the best birthday, I hear. I'm sure your old man will make the most of the next 365!

 

F'ing A

 

been around here for awhile and it helps to treat this place like a line up. Stay on the shoulder for awhile.

 

Peajay couldn't take all the political bs and peaced out...I can't speak for him but he did tell me that.

Man.

 

Yeah, I could see that being why. All good, we all need a break from here every once in a while I suppose. Once this election is over the political talk will probably die down a bit.

 

Welcomme friend. Do you hate boogers?

I highly recommend watching Lebowski like 11 times over the weekend.



#defent

 

French fries and ketchup. Yes.

 

You got a ways to go before you can make that claim. Let's see. The following have you beat;
Wayne (child molestor)
Roy (sheep molestor)
Shark huffer (Culler of fish)
Brad pitted (The prince of douche canoes)
Frost (Reconne of sand)
Cockfish (Pushing a hard leftist agenda)
Cory (bencher of weights, banger of hindus)

 

That should be placed in a welcome email to everyone who joins! +10 Pump

 

You weren't around for the shred machine...
That guy could insult, cut and paste, misspell, and misquote; was a master of everything accept surfing. I don't even think he really lived near the water... half of the "surf" vernacular on this here web site is do to his posts...

 

I am a 15 year veteran of the Polar Bear Plunge for Special Olympics.

 

Where in NY are you? You can teach me to chop hop

 

Hey new guy. Do you post while taking a dump?

We need dikpix! A lot of them.

If you don't post pics of your wife then she isn't real.

PM me cockpix ASAP.

Are you a follower of the Jesus lord?

If you've answered yes or no to these questions, kill yourself.

If you've read this post, kill yourself.

If you've ever masturbated to the idea of sharing a longboard ride with David Duchovney but in your fantasy he had two cocks and 9 balls, you may live.

Also, blow up all your fav spots.

 

And you have my repseck for sticking up for the handicapped. I'll be sad to see you kill yourself. For like a minute.

 

Do or Die?

 

Nah, I heard it's called "Do or Die Bedstuy" by some Puerto Rican dude who used to live there.

 

My daughter used to live there on Halsey, if I remember correctly.

 

See? Barry's had his surf session, prune juice, his bowel movement, a nap and now he's not such a curmudgeon.

 

Here we go.... LMAO