I am the GoldenBullCow

Puto is masculine. Puta is feminine, so while your concept is correct, you have one vowel change to make.
Dr Barry, BA, MS, PhD, MD, JD, etc, etc.....

 

Fixed* my bad

 

Then you get an A+.

 

Aw shucks. Can I sit upfront too?

 

As long as ya bring the teach an apple (preferably a Macintosh, freshly picked!!)

 

#ppap

 

You're still going off on a "homophobic remark"? Geez, pretty timid remark by Barry seems to really struck a nerve with you. Why is that?

Is it because the subject is really near and dear to your heart?

Or is it because you feel the need to channel this imagined ignominy because you're a prior poster who just can't seem to get past your previous anger at Barry?

There's a reason that Metard threw himself on the sword (so to speak) on this thread. He saw right through you, as do several others.

You seem very familiar, and I would probably say that Gaf's guess is a good one. Honestly, I don't know and don't really care.

What *is* obvious is that you seem to be the type of guy that would rock up to somebody else's spot and immediately paddle out to the peak without regard to tradition, etiquette, or most importantly, respect to the locals.

The problem with that particular attitude is that eventually, you're gonna get stuffed. And if one guy can't do it, the pack will join in to help.

Just say "hello" and enjoy the ride. Immediately attempting to establish dominance in a new lineup rarely ends well...just sayin'.

 

sheriff

 

Push ins, pull outs, chop hops...

 

Weren't you the same puuswah that got but hurt aboot someone alluding to that the fact that you're retarded. Now you're calling the Towel retarded?

That's impressive double standards you display. Awfully familiar style, or maybe you're just a cvnt like Cokfish. Either way GoldBukkake, this has been a fun read to pass time waiting for this event to start so thanks for the entertainment. Don't forget to eatabagOdiks

 

I guess we have our answer, then. You're a raging egomaniacal kook.

Another note for the ignorant/uninformed: I get more surf here in a week than you get in a month where you are. Bigger, hollower, longer and more consistent. Brooklyn? LMAO. Have fun hopping those stupid trains to rock up to your run of the mill EC beachbreak, you farking tool.

Hope you have fun getting stuffed. Choke on my foam, Sheriff Goldenbullsh1t.

 

How I have missed thee, SJB

 

Does SJB record his running distances in Dirty Jerz?

 

meh. I don't think the Tard would commit electronic hari kari if he knew that the new troll was SJB.

But stranger things have happened.

Anything's possible, but the new guy seems to be cut from the BradPitted/MichaelJR/AtanticO cloth. I'd put a small sum down on either of those 3 goons.

 

Anyone else notice that he didn't answer a single question?

This is the type of response we should expect from somebody who previously had his sh1t thrown in the water.

 

Winds were heavy this morning, but lightened up a bit by late morning. It was pretty fun. Was going to take the tide to LB but decided to stay local. Hope you got some.

Next time I'm planning on surfing LB I'll give you a shout. Teach me too chop hop and the beer and shot is all yours.

 

He did answer about how much he benches.

Either way, it's been a pleasure to have the Bullcow here. This place has sucked terribly for a while now. The Trump circlejerk, constant faux-news reposting, and fear mongering are absolute sh*tposts for a surf forum .. and lame human behavior in general.

Looks like we lost Peajay, which sucks. Thankfully we still have NYNJ, Seldomme, LBCREW and the other non-sycophants to keep this place remotely interesting...

Welcomme Goldenbullcow. This is a long thread... you started it.

 

Yeah, right. But you love the guy because he started his intro with a vote for Biden statement.
That is "circle-jerk" as you define it. Just on your side of the aisle.
As for myself, both sides of the aisles are idiots.

 

The only reason you "enjoy" this prick is because he started sh1t with the posters that you personally don't like.

Maybe Peajay might enjoy your company during his self-imposed exile. Think about that

 

Maybe. But I have noticed that slash is "well-read" but only to one side. And therein lies the loss of good minds. New York Times poisons the well, for the left, as others do so for the right. Shame, really. The polarization sucks; makes futures uncertain for our kids.