i dont like kids

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by cepriano, May 26, 2015.

  1. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    ok my first post somehow didn't post,which was a long post.

    so yea the incident was the bus drivers aid,a woman grabbed a little kids crotch.my nephew witnessed it,tried to stay silent and I told him u better go tell the teachers.

    dyfs hasn't stopped by yet,im guessing for all this school rape crap.a lot of kids been getting abused,dont know if they are actually being raped but,its fukd up,they want to keep it all silent.theres a lot of pedophiles in my town and I guess they are getting jobs working with children,phugged up.

    yea so I helped the kids with their homework.lol I guess that dumbing down society thing is true around here,i don't know what grade hes in,i know highschool,but it was work of a 2nd grader.the moon revolves around the ___.that was actually a question,and the answer was in the very first sentence of the paragraph and he got it wrong so I fixed it told him what he did wrong.

    then I taught him some self defense moves.how to take someone down,how to take a punch to the gut(exhale,go ahead try it,u can survive a punch from chuck Norris).I told my nephew to punch me as hard as he could in my gut lol,little boy can throw down.


    now im not gonna say too much because I keep getting calls,have to go.....but when I was a kid,and my brother used to babysit us.all I remember is lots of drinking and drugs(pretty funny too because my brother is straight edge and hes a firefighter,but this was when they were kids).one time a girl stormed out the house and my brother jumped on the hood of the car and the girl went onto route 9.he would have sex on the bed,with my on the top bunk(bunk beds).he had a drawer full of rubbers we used to stuff toilet paper in to see how big they would get lol.one day when I was probably 5,my father came from long island to try to "kidnap us"(mom lingo right there) and we're running through peoples houses,front door back door.those are just the times I remember

    ok got to go
     
  2. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    cep you should start threads more often
     

  3. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    "I love children....Bar-B-Cued" - W.C. Fields

    Good on ya cep to show the kid some real knowledge. Yes, if you see an impending punch headed for your mid-section, if you can't swivel and deflect, if it is too late for that, a guttural "NUH!", if it coincides exactly with the punch, will give you an iron gut. If it hits your solar plexus, oh well, you gave it your best shot, but you're done.
     
  4. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Don't forget to teach you niece some nasty moves, she may need it more than your nephew. "Sweep the leg!"
     
  5. boogitym

    boogitym Well-Known Member

    175
    Feb 3, 2011
    You took teenagers to jenks aquarium on sunday of memorial day weekend? Uckin not really such a smart move. Drop em off at i play or six flags. Im sure you found an alley to puff away in...for real you can do this
     
  6. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

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    Jun 8, 2013
    I like kids and dogs better that most adults. For the most part they're innocent, open minded and fun loving. Teenagers are a bit tougher, If they aren't like that (both kids and dogs) they have most likely been beat or their minds have been infected with sh!t for ideas by their parents or owners, respectively. That's my opinion man.
     
  7. salzsurf

    salzsurf Well-Known Member

    384
    Feb 11, 2011
    They soak tampons in vodka and put them up their butt to get drunk. They are literally dumber than ever.
     
  8. Hawky

    Hawky Well-Known Member

    850
    May 9, 2014
    as a teenager I can say that is a very smart thing to do.
     
  9. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    The Maya used to do tobacco enemas, and their tobacco was 30x stonger than the one grown commercially today in 'Merica. Had to be DMT like, I would do one if I could travel back in time.

    #Impacting the Coast for Quetzalcoatl
     
  10. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Yeah, I have to try that. They pop Ecstasy that way too. Kids !!

    SS, the Maya were nuts. You ever see that game they had. Kicking some ball thing into a hole twenty feet in the air? Crazy, man.

    Oh this story, Cep, is grand. Just grand. Keep it coming. Could I write a book aboot you?

    Bus aids grabbing crotches. New Jersey rules.
     
  11. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Yessir, sounds like a combo of soccer/basketball kinda...often the captain of the winning team would be sacrificed.

    They also worshipped mushrooms...

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  12. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    We got a bunch in Puerto Viejo CR. The management at the hotel let us use the kitchen to make tea. We went out in public that night and this rasta jumped out of the weeds begging for money, "I haven't eaten in 15 day mon." I gave him all the coins I had. walked a little further and he jumped out again. and again. After the 4th time a big rasta came up and offered to kill him for me. "He's an informer, I kill him for free." We went back to our room until we were back down.
     
  13. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    lol funny this thread is still alive.

    ok ceps family update today.

    so my neice went to her band ceremony thing at school last night,and won an award.bravo.everythings going great,kids happy,we are ready to eat.all of a sudden her mom calls from the Bahamas,and screams at her because she " was walking near a trail" when in reality she was trying to take a picture of a bunny that ran away.it was heartbreaking,she couldn't even eat after she got off the phone.no congrats on ur award,everythings good,children are safe,no lets focus on the negative.thats the problem with parents nowadays,im not saying they are bad parents,they are good,but just don't know how to raise a kid.this is the type of things that make children rebel against their parents.the kids love having me there more than there parents.

    lol that's it for now,i want to check out this new thread some douchekookmagoo made for me


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  14. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    what's wrong with walking near a trail?