I don't like people

There was a movie out a ways back called Wall-E. All humans were living on a spaceship and they had all become big fat asses cause computers did everything for them.
Now, we have some watch looking thingie (i Fit??) that tells you when to sit, stand, sleep, run, take a piss, f@ck your girl, drive your car, what to eat. We are DOOMED I tells ya.

 

loving everyone as your brother is the highest ideal of mankind..and leave it to mankind to fock that up by wrapping it up in chants, dogma and hierarchy

CyC, I dont ask questions, I just enjoy the coenery, love the small waist big hips

 

Hell, man!! I would be an oil baron if I could!!
Then all you guys could hate me as well!! Oh wait....you guys already do hate me simply based on my age. But then again, I always hated old people too...... so I gets what I give.....which brings us back to hating people and what we can expect when we hate.
To end this I will say "Be at peace, brothers and sisters!" See ya out in da waves!!

 

bro I know a lot of old people who dont suck. age has nothing to do with it. it's your legacy attitude that blows.

dont worry though, boomers are entering the dementia phase, your ilk's influence is waning

 

Yeah, and your ilk is phucking up the world. Now go get a job, that is, if you have any skills. hahahahaha!!

 

Btw, excellent thread that Seldom started.

 

People are malleable creatures. Simians with toys and stories.

When you teach the young man to revere colonialism, nationalism, and the pursuit of material wealth at all costs, you get a self-destructing nation of adults hell-bent on enriching themselves, at any cost, be it environmental or social.

Our values are bought and sold ... and most people don't even realize it.

Man is a malleable creature, who believes in stories. Change the story, change the man. (Thanks Screwby).

And for anyone who doesn't believe in egalitarianism ... f*ck em.

 

Mr. Chavez and Chavez, you should be happy to be half a century. I'm close to a half century..

Hold on wait a minute......I'm almost 50? How the hell did that happen? Jeez, I was just running around Rabbit Valley, Ca, it seems, a few years ago as a spunky 12-year old with an Iron Maiden Number of the Beast T-shirt.

And now, I'm 43, posting on a surf predictin' website message board while at a stupid pointless job - in a stupid pointless industry. My industry is a racket and I have moral objections to it, but I like having weed. Yeah, I'm no good.

Anyways sorry aboot the mid-life crisis. But, hey, at least I didn't buy a sports car. Oh, I can't legally drive anyways....

But Chavez, I am sort of happy to be aged because I don't think I'll appreciate the future. Technology and computers will eventually destroy us. You heard it here first. So, we won't be around when things get really weird. Hell I almost die once a year anymore....

Oh and SE North Carolina will get shackled by a cane this summer....like bad. You heard it here first.

Speaking of that watch. They got something similar that was discussed on here a little while ago that tracks your wave count, your length of ride and stuff.

Of course many on here thought it to be a great idea. I disagree. Surfing is not supposed to be a scientific activity. Who the F cares how long all your waves total to be in yards or how fast you were going? I don't need somebody telling me they were going 7 mph hour on that last three footer.

I don't care.

And then those Apple Watches things. Really ? Really ?

Dispose of your Kindle and buy a newspaper.

Thanks.

yeah, the time is coming. I'm going to do something desperate soon. Soon.

Hey Chavez pardon me if I axed you this recently, but you still in SIC or westbound over the bridges? You come up to Fox Town this weekend. I'll puff you some Purple Crack I got from my third favorite Puerto Rican yesterday. Got ovals too !!!!!! That's herb not base.

 

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Also, f*ck littering.

 

I have met many persons who believe this. Very noble. But most of them are failures and need Welfare or something similar. 47 per centers......hahahaha!!

 

before this tread gets out of hand,

[video=youtube;zLTZPK8HhFI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLTZPK8HhFI[/video]

 

well put slashdog. thats what I was hinting at when I mentioned how Barry's legacy attitude blows

funny how he says we are phucking up the world when he pines to be an oil barron.

 

He's got a job, Larry. Per reviews he's pretty good at what he does too.

Barry, I don't hate you, and I don't know how old you are. Hey, Gary, did I hear you are moving/selling the house? Where you headed, bru? You should come to Jersey. Older people love Atlantic City and soon there will be casinos in God-awful North Jersey.

Barry, you just insult everybody and everything(which is perfect for Jersey), but I understand where you are coming from. I know why you do this. Really, I do.

AHHHHHHHHH !!! I have to get out of here. Man, 40 mg of Oxycodone doesn't even have me in a decent mood today. God, I'm just plain or plane annoyed. Annoyed I tell ya. Barry, give me five thousand dollars. Hey Barry you and the wife looking for a Gentleman's Gentleman, like a servant/butler? Let me know. I'll be like your Alice or Mr. Belvedere. Or Mrs. Garrison.

 

Mr. Slave?

 

Annoyed, are you?? Hell that is why I come to this site, simply to annoy people. Look at slash and MIS, they have their undies all twisted no matter what annoyance I deliver to them. <grin> They have not caught on yet. Retirement is boring otherwise!
But no, no need for a butler; thanks anyway.

 

I read Seldom's post as though it were being said by the Husky. Even sadder that way.

 

Zoloft is my friend. I might like people anymore, but since I met my new "friend" I no longer even care.

 

fark, even dogs hate us all now.

 

Barry, are you capable of an original thought?

Whenever you manage to utter something remotely sincere, it's quickly followed by some fox-new 'welfare queen 47 percenter" line that you got straight from your TV set.

Your general cluelessness, worship of oil wealth, and failure to simcerely engage other human beings makes you seem like the biggest tool this forum has ever seen, with the exception of MichaelJR, who is probably your son.

You might not be the worst guy in real life, but on here, you act like a brainwashed fool. No one gives a sh*t about your age- personally, when I see meet guys surfing in their late 60's and 70's, I'm inspired and humbled.

If you consider other people's thoughts in the context of their lives, and not some tv-narrative, you might be surprised at what you can learn, not just about them, but about yourself and the world.

 

Edit: Deleted double post AGAIN! Sorry guys, they're still working out the bugs in this new IPhone.

Sent from my IPhone 7 (Beta)