I got a pair of totally killer Sanuks

Dudes, like, I got a pair of killer Donovan Frankereiter Sunchild good vibes long hair Sanuks.

They are like butter when you walk. Totally killer.

So I'm up in South Norwalk, CT talking to Seldom Seen's pal, Mary, and I'm all excited aboot my Donovan Frankenreiter Sunchild Sanuks.

This happened last August. And I wasn't wearing my killer, comfortable Sanuks.

But I told her all aboot them and I even showed her a picture of them on my phone. She axed why I didn't wear them on my trip up north.

Why, Mary, I walk through the waste lands of America to get here. I muddle through blood and sea men, urine and liquid sewage. Mary, you ever urinate at The Penn Station bathroom next to a tourist from Idaho and a homeless dude nodding next to ya? Standing in a few cm of urine....

No way would I treat my killer Donovan Frankenreiter Sanuks in such a manner. Besides, they ain't got no height to keep you lifted form the urine. Always travel wearing some shoes with some bottoms, dudes. Don't get the urine on you.

 

Aww man, Hanna, you turn off peoples' computers when they step out of the room. I EXPECTED MORE FROM YOU, HANNA.

ARHHHHGGHHHH !!

WOO HOO !!

Dudes, I wish I had my Donovan Frankenreiter Sanuks on right now. My feet would be multi-orgasmic right aboot now. The people I deal with would notice me softly moaning because my feet, man, my feet just are so comfortable.

Yeah, Hanna, the price is not nice. That's why I shoplift them.

Just get a bro to start axing aboot expensive surf equipment and then get the ubiquitous hot surf shop employee chick distracted by bringing a loud Jersey woman with you to ax clothes questions...

(Snapping gum aggressively) " HEY !! How much are dese shorts, lady?"

Then put a few pairs of Donovan Frankenreiter Sunchild Sanuks in your hoodie. Always wear a hoodie even in July.

 

Impossible, Bagus, I shower, like, at least two times a day. I love being immersed in water.

Donovan was on a trip with Doc Renneker in Norway or Iceland or something. Donovan has a psilocybin problem and annoyed the his mature trip mates. The olds were tripping on the scenery. And Donovan, in his own Walkman world told them to wake him when they found Kirra.

Hey I said, "Walkman," and now a generation of groms are confused......

 

Wow, you are really getting insolent, Hanna. You are in what alley, and what do you intend to do there?

Nahhh, Hanna, me and Seldom are just playing on an inside joke. Has nothing to do with you. So your confusion is appropriate and just.

Hanna, you spend your days dreaming of AC or what?

 

Wow, you are really getting insolent, Hanna. You are in what alley, and what do you intend to do there?

Nahhh, Hanna, me and Seldom are just playing on an inside joke. Has nothing to do with you. So your confusion is appropriate and just.

Hanna, you spend your days dreaming of AC or what?

 

Oh Hanna if you are computer guy maybe you can tell me something....

If I wanted this site's "I'm thinking of stalking someone" thread to be one of the first Google offerings when someone typed, "Carli Lloyd," how would I go aboot getting that done.

Thanks.

 

Ok, 300 is a bit much. I'll ax you for help then, Hanna. I'll give you a dollar for each post up to 20. So you do twenty.

SS you do twenty, too.

Thanks guy. Alice would do it for Flo or Mel, but not for that ditz Vera.

 

Well, pardon my innocence, what the truck is a hyperlink?

Hanna are those dreams or nightmares? Hey do you know any of the dudes from them narcotics gangs that made your neighborhood interesting?

Seldom, thanks, man. I knew I could count on you. Tsk tsk Hanna.

hey Zero what the truck are you talking aboot? What the heck is TEVA?

 

Well, pardon my innocence, what the truck is a hyperlink?

Hanna are those dreams or nightmares? Hey do you know any of the dudes from them narcotics gangs that made your neighborhood interesting?

Seldom, thanks, man. I knew I could count on you. Tsk tsk Hanna.

hey Zero what the truck are you talking aboot? What the heck is TEVA?