I got butt hurt on SWELLINFO today

SadTitted is such a little pussboy. Ha you got you sh!t throw in the ocean, haaaaaaaatha is funny!

And this is even funnier!

 

yeah sure in a busy lineup with a decent number of people working the peak, I totally get it and I play by the rules. just 2 of us in the water and this surf turd narzi is taking the aggro levels past the boiling point.... sorry I had to shut the guy down with a few nicely done drop ins. The stuff tossed in the water, I admit was something I did not but should have expected. If there is a next time he'll have to either confront me like a man or just move.

 

When did butt hurt become a go-to term? Who was the first pansy to get butt hurt and announce it to the world?

 

I prefer "peepee-hearted". I'll use it in a sentence:

"BradSpitted immediately became peepee-hearted when the other Swellies ranked him for the ignominy of having his $hit tossed by an octogenarian Lido local."

 

Moral of the story.

Never drop in on another surfer.

Never leave your murse on the beach.

Don't be a d!ck in general.

 

fixed

 

Hi Brad. I liked your very ironic homily. It made me smile. You should give advice professionally.

Here is a list of things I bet were in your bag:
HoStevie mouth piece
FCS Changing Poncho
naked pictures of Atantic0
an iphone with 25 texts from your mom
Volcom boarshorts with a zipper
Bob Marley energy drink
outerknown v neck tee shirt

 

I have no clue what you are talking about:
https://youtu.be/3WCvULMRUq8?t=1m1s

 

truer wourdes have never been spoken.

 

*sh1t pushed in...I was waiting for someone to say that lol.getting butthurt is natures way of kicking u in the balls

 

This bothers me because most of the advice given was well meaning and didn't turn ugly until you refused to take advantage of it. Also any of us who have been surfing more than 10 years have gotten into situations where a d*ck paddled up peak of us and was hogging the waves. Its happened to me plenty of times. Somedays I want to fight it out by battling for the peak others I sit inside and fume, most cases I find another spot or use psychology against him to gain the advantage. All legitimate responses to a d*ck in the line up. We fantasize about dropping in but never do it for a few reasons

1.The guys a psychopath that will stab you on the beach
2.The guy catches up and spears you
3.The guy gets out of the water, slits your tires, waxes your windshield with a giant KOOK right in the center or takes your **** off the beach and throws it in the water.

All three are real possibilities in Mid 70's NJ. If your post had said "yeah I know it was wrong but it felt so good to do it" everyone would have sympathized.

 

Sounds like a Katy Perry song. That being said... I would... Katy Perry, not whatever you're talking about.

Hey have the Bradleys ever come together in one epic thread? I've been away... But I'm pretty sure if you post between two Bradleys' posts - you can make a wish and it'll come true.

What would u wish for?

 

Breh, do you even Brad?

 

I don't recall asking for advice. I was just sharing that really weird experience w an obvious nut job.

 

I don't always brad, but when I do I get pitted. So pitted.

 

Yeah, the sheet in the water is still a wuss move.

 

There are phairy phew phat phucks who get pitted, and you ain't one of them brad spitup.

And WHAT, what is with the guys who are named 'bradley' in re moronic efftard anal petunia butt hurt displays of 'just take me without lube?'

Cause ya just know that anal bubonic short eyes phonics is really calling out the name 'brad' in his sticky mess of a basement bedroom.

Go get your shinebox, bradshiiiteup....oh.....wait.....the bad man with the tatts flung that in the ocean, too.

 

Here we go!! I knew you were going to eat this up. Whatever I can only control what I can. Have fun SPANK have fun !!!! Phockers!!!!

 

It's evening & raddamoron's wife has drunk herself into a stupor....here he is, posting narcissistic fantasia drivel....again.....doofus, you & bradspitup are the same assclowns separated at birth & you're just salivating over the possibility that there may be someone who is more of a waste of oxygen than you are.

What, did you have your salad tossed by the mean man with the tatts....too?