I hate uppity white people!

Yup, low brow whitey here and I live in the midst of uppity white people. Years ago I got some hens to raise for the eggs and they freaked. Have a hotel mogul across the street with at least 100 acres and 2000 feet of bay front. House is at one end of that 2000 feet, the rest is a field but he has no trespassing signs along its length. So I live about 150 from the water but I'm not allowed to walk to it. There are about 15 houses in my neighborhood under a million dollars (mine is one of them). The rest are mansions owned by the local millionairs including Purdue. Several years ago after the chicken debacle I said F-it and started raising pigeons again, just like back in the slums of NJ, I'm sure they really love me now.

 

gentrification. good luck

 

I'll pick uppity white people over any of the alternatives.

 

I blame it on the Abbrev. Bumper Stickers fade that somehow became popular, to let everyone know where you find your sanctuary.

 

Bingo...the only accepta-ble bumper sticker, imho

 

I love when super rich white folks...with their noses up in the air, get out of their element. It's funny watching how uncomfortable they are. Like they are going to break out into hives or something.

 

Tis a refreshing change from their usual arrogance and consescending nature.

 

awesome! (bumper sticker that is) Stern Fans "it is"

 

yes tits tis.

 

I hate most people! mostly the ones that think their better because of the silver spoon surgically installed up their ARSSES!

 

They tucking suck so do uppity blacks.

 

I'll have to agree with the uppities on this one.

I wouldn't want my neighbors having a zoo in their yard. This is America not Honduras. Let Purdue house the chickens.

Pigeons?

What are ya the Birdman of Alcatraz?

Get rid of the birds, man.

Oh and just trespass, dude. It's a fairly benign crime. Plus, your pigeons and hens will think you're bad a$$ if you have a record.

May I ax why you raise pigeons?

 

You know, surfers have this undeserved rep as being laid-back cosmic children of the sea...

Well man, lately all the content on here is.....

I hate this. I hate that. I hate you. I hate me. This sucks and that sucks.

Which is awesome. If this negativity can keep some parents from letting Johnny start surfing then we have done our job.

 

Down here it's the uppity New Yorkers (from Manhattan). Even the Jerzyites are kind of cool, in their own messed up way, but those damn stockbrokers and real estate tycoons (daddy's money), they come down here, buy up the best properties, and tell us where we can park, walk, surf, smoke, spit, etc. Well, they try to anyway.

 

And I married an uppity white person (ginger), from Wellsley, Mass. She is always telling me where and how to park, drive, eat, drink, smoke, and talk. Well, she tries to anyway. I told her to get a puppy if she wants someone to listen to her.

 

I'm doing my best to be an uppity white guy. There are a couple white guys on here that don't like me because I'm white so I must be doing something right.

But about the bikes... LazyE, I used to ride my bike to work from Sullivan's island with no problem, now I'm on James island and I won't even attempt riding to work on Folly Rd. bad traffic with bad drivers on a bad road.