i have to finally get this off my chest

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by AtanticO, Nov 30, 2013.

  1. AtanticO

    AtanticO Well-Known Member

    312
    Jun 25, 2013
    i can't go on living this lie of an internet existence. so here goes

    this may come as a surprise...but i do have many SI atler ego's. here is a short list of some of my profiles/characters:

    1. NJshredmachine
    2. Paddington Jetty Bear
    3. OceanO
    4. Yankee
    5. Rcarter
    6. AtanticO
    7. MFitz73

    i just couldn't help myself. hanging out here all day posting is all i do. being a west Connecticut lake wave surfer is tough and this site and my personas takes the edge off.

    so there you go cruel world. i hope the truth will set me free.
     
  2. KillaKiel

    KillaKiel Well-Known Member

    840
    Feb 21, 2012


    Can we go surf together sometime. Nothing would make me happier than rollin out with some dude from the internet (assuming you are a dude). Are you a dude? I get off in an hour. Meet me at my break. There are some radtastic 3 footers headed this way! Cmon! I miss you already.

    I am lonely
     

  3. AtanticO

    AtanticO Well-Known Member

    312
    Jun 25, 2013
    cool. but you have to come pick me up. i just got another DUI and don't have bus money. my dad cut off the trust fund:( says i have to go live with my mom now:( you'd think at 41 he'd treat me a little better.

    instead of actually surfing...hows aboot i sell you some insurance while talking in a soprano voice. then a little name dropping aboot everybody i've read aboot in surfermag. then i'll tell you all aboot my lonely trip to Costa Rica for thanksgiving.
     
  4. EastCoastBoast

    EastCoastBoast Well-Known Member

    89
    Aug 10, 2013
    prove it. i don't believe you
     
  5. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    AtanticO you are no Rcarter that is for damn sure.
     
  6. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Oh boy this is interesting..
     
  7. MFCondor

    MFCondor Well-Known Member

    426
    Nov 30, 2013
    What exactly is going on right now?
     
  8. wilmshark

    wilmshark Well-Known Member

    62
    Nov 16, 2013
    mind blown..for now..?
     
  9. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    The real truth comes out! AtlanticO is 12 years old and has never surfed a day in his life.
     
  10. Koki Barrels

    Koki Barrels Well-Known Member

    Aug 14, 2008
    He also drives the fastest whip on his block, yo!
     
  11. AtanticO

    AtanticO Well-Known Member

    312
    Jun 25, 2013
    get it right community college legend. im 12 and a half!! geez. i thought a community college grad would be more on point. post some more pics of your super awesome red VW Cabriolet. ultimate surfer car for a guy who just started surfing 1 year ago in a state with less waves than Lake Erie
     
  12. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    At least I surf more than the web. Can't say the same for you, poser. As for the waves here, they were chest high this evening for the third time this week. If lake Erie is better than that, I guess I need to move north.
    If you are going to make fun of my car, at least get it right. We have a white cabriolet. Unfortunately, that car is dead right now. We are down to the 94 BMW 325i and the 2011 Subaru STI. It is good to have backup options. You may understand if you can afford a car someday.
     
  13. AtanticO

    AtanticO Well-Known Member

    312
    Jun 25, 2013
    thanks for the update!! that changes everything!

    a subaru?!? you a lesbian?

    you just learned to surf and still can't stand up, but hey, your the smartest guy in the history of SI. so what do i know. i'd love to surf the big waves of South Carolina with you sometime. we could carpool in your red VW Cabriolet....but only if the tops down and we hold hands.

    your pal, AtanticO
     
    Last edited: Dec 1, 2013
  14. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    OMG! Yes I made the list!
    Btw this is actually coming as a relief to me... Since I'm not me... You're me, could you pay my gigantically huge credit card bill which is due tomorrow?
     
  15. AtanticO

    AtanticO Well-Known Member

    312
    Jun 25, 2013
    done. but our mom and dad will be pissed
     
  16. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    Just ignore the troll...

    [​IMG]
     
  17. AtanticO

    AtanticO Well-Known Member

    312
    Jun 25, 2013
    everybody has seen that quote. and your not Mark Twain. he HATED South Carolina, but only because he didn't have a nicely framed South Carolina community college degree like you. or a white and red VW Cabriolet convertable.

    your a great thinker Brew. a true SI role model. bravo!

    your pal, AtanticO
     
  18. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    [​IMG]
     
  19. AtanticO

    AtanticO Well-Known Member

    312
    Jun 25, 2013
    my family pic!!

    well done sir!

    your pal, Paddington Jetty Bear
     
  20. banman

    banman Well-Known Member

    185
    Mar 25, 2013
    I sometimes enjoy a good trolling, but AtlanticO, I hate your guts. Please get eaten by a 23 foot great white.