i can't go on living this lie of an internet existence. so here goes this may come as a surprise...but i do have many SI atler ego's. here is a short list of some of my profiles/characters: 1. NJshredmachine 2. Paddington Jetty Bear 3. OceanO 4. Yankee 5. Rcarter 6. AtanticO 7. MFitz73 i just couldn't help myself. hanging out here all day posting is all i do. being a west Connecticut lake wave surfer is tough and this site and my personas takes the edge off. so there you go cruel world. i hope the truth will set me free.
Can we go surf together sometime. Nothing would make me happier than rollin out with some dude from the internet (assuming you are a dude). Are you a dude? I get off in an hour. Meet me at my break. There are some radtastic 3 footers headed this way! Cmon! I miss you already. I am lonely
cool. but you have to come pick me up. i just got another DUI and don't have bus money. my dad cut off the trust fund says i have to go live with my mom now you'd think at 41 he'd treat me a little better. instead of actually surfing...hows aboot i sell you some insurance while talking in a soprano voice. then a little name dropping aboot everybody i've read aboot in surfermag. then i'll tell you all aboot my lonely trip to Costa Rica for thanksgiving.
get it right community college legend. im 12 and a half!! geez. i thought a community college grad would be more on point. post some more pics of your super awesome red VW Cabriolet. ultimate surfer car for a guy who just started surfing 1 year ago in a state with less waves than Lake Erie
At least I surf more than the web. Can't say the same for you, poser. As for the waves here, they were chest high this evening for the third time this week. If lake Erie is better than that, I guess I need to move north. If you are going to make fun of my car, at least get it right. We have a white cabriolet. Unfortunately, that car is dead right now. We are down to the 94 BMW 325i and the 2011 Subaru STI. It is good to have backup options. You may understand if you can afford a car someday.
thanks for the update!! that changes everything! a subaru?!? you a lesbian? you just learned to surf and still can't stand up, but hey, your the smartest guy in the history of SI. so what do i know. i'd love to surf the big waves of South Carolina with you sometime. we could carpool in your red VW Cabriolet....but only if the tops down and we hold hands. your pal, AtanticO
OMG! Yes I made the list! Btw this is actually coming as a relief to me... Since I'm not me... You're me, could you pay my gigantically huge credit card bill which is due tomorrow?
everybody has seen that quote. and your not Mark Twain. he HATED South Carolina, but only because he didn't have a nicely framed South Carolina community college degree like you. or a white and red VW Cabriolet convertable. your a great thinker Brew. a true SI role model. bravo! your pal, AtanticO
I sometimes enjoy a good trolling, but AtlanticO, I hate your guts. Please get eaten by a 23 foot great white.