I just feel like posting a thread

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by bubs, Sep 28, 2015.

  1. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
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  2. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Oh yes I did!!!
    She is soooo bangable (back then, not now)
     

  3. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
  4. bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2014
    hope that Canadian don't read that barry

    o barry you stud
     
  5. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    ever wonder why when u fart at home,it doesn't seem to smell,and u fart at work,and they have to evacuate the building?i just point the fan towards my enemies lol..biological warfare
     
  6. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Ever fart in the water and somehow it still smells?
     
  7. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Ever fart in the wetsuite and feel the bubbles travel up your back?
     
  8. Peajay4060

    Peajay4060 Well-Known Member

    Nov 14, 2011

    That makes sense. When you fart on land the fart gas gets dispersed into the free air. In the water the fart gas is concentrated into a bubble and then surfaces and pops full strength at face level.

    Ever fart in your hat and make someone smell your hat?
    No? Me neither
     
  9. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
  10. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    You guys ever try to trap your fart in a jar, and smell it later?
     
  11. Peajay4060

    Peajay4060 Well-Known Member

    Nov 14, 2011
    One time I farted in church and had to sit in my own pew
     
  12. Scobeyville

    Scobeyville Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009
    When we were younger, my older brother used to "cupcake" me all the time.
    Cupcake - "Fart in hand, throw into another's face" (It really works). That stopped once I realized I was stronger than him.

    We still play "roulette" in the elevators wherever we end up together. Wait right until the door opens, rip it, run. Hopefully there's an elevator full of women ready to get on. IF you want to be a real ****, you hit all of the buttons, too
     
  13. The Lonesome Tractor

    The Lonesome Tractor Well-Known Member

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    Feb 13, 2012
    This sounds like me and my brother... to a T. We may be the younger brothers... but he hasn't been the "bigger brother" for many years.
     
  14. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Hells yeah!!!

    I do that to my son all the time.
     
  15. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    One time I was at Walmart and as i rounded the end cap, some young amish kid was standing there. I ripped the loudest and longest fart and just kept walking. My woman said the kid just stared at me as I walked away.

    Or another time at ol Wally World, I had one of those fart cups with the silly puddy stuff in them. I put it in my pocket and just walked around the store farting near people. My woman walked about 15 feet behind me so she could tell what people did. Oh man, the simple things in life!

    Check out Ed Bassmaster on youtube
     
  16. The Lonesome Tractor

    The Lonesome Tractor Well-Known Member

    557
    Feb 13, 2012
  17. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    "He probly would let you go if you told him to look at it"
     
  18. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Great skit. Have you seen the bartle doo?