ever wonder why when u fart at home,it doesn't seem to smell,and u fart at work,and they have to evacuate the building?i just point the fan towards my enemies lol..biological warfare
That makes sense. When you fart on land the fart gas gets dispersed into the free air. In the water the fart gas is concentrated into a bubble and then surfaces and pops full strength at face level. Ever fart in your hat and make someone smell your hat? No? Me neither
When we were younger, my older brother used to "cupcake" me all the time. Cupcake - "Fart in hand, throw into another's face" (It really works). That stopped once I realized I was stronger than him. We still play "roulette" in the elevators wherever we end up together. Wait right until the door opens, rip it, run. Hopefully there's an elevator full of women ready to get on. IF you want to be a real ****, you hit all of the buttons, too
This sounds like me and my brother... to a T. We may be the younger brothers... but he hasn't been the "bigger brother" for many years.
One time I was at Walmart and as i rounded the end cap, some young amish kid was standing there. I ripped the loudest and longest fart and just kept walking. My woman said the kid just stared at me as I walked away. Or another time at ol Wally World, I had one of those fart cups with the silly puddy stuff in them. I put it in my pocket and just walked around the store farting near people. My woman walked about 15 feet behind me so she could tell what people did. Oh man, the simple things in life! Check out Ed Bassmaster on youtube