i kill pride, i hurt feelings

Dude IslandLiving is probably 12 and never seen a hot girl in real life but touches himself while dreaming of his sis.

 

That is great, the Belmar of Hawaii?

Hey Emass, I'm not taking sides I don't know these things, but are you fo reals about the axe?

While at the beach saturday talking with humans, this little kid that was with them ran up to me and blurted out, "I go to the bathroom in the ocean", and I told little homie I do the same.

 

i havnt seen the sun in weeks very strange for september.

 

I was drinking 1/2 angry orchard + 1/2 Wild Turkey on the rocks last day and night. Damn it was good. Day drinking is awesome.

 

I dated a stripper. She was addicted to oxycottin. No ass. No breast. Dull personality, but could suck the paint off a Chevy. Pretty sure she's still swinging at crazy horse in south jersey. If any of you cats want scobey's seconds.

 

I made a hooker a sandwich once, no lie. Didn't even want/solicit her services. Just made her a sandwich and shared a spliff. It was kind of a sociological experiment. Poor girl was hungry, ate the sandwich(fully stocked), two of my yogurts, two peaches, and some chips.

 

Same here. Dumped her after a long night hanging out with her friends at a strip club. Stripper private birthday parties are probably the strangest thing you will ever see. Nice girl, but I was too young to deal with her coke habit.

 

Haha. Seldom... we need to get a beer one day.

I bought a hooker a shrimp po'boy in New Orleans. Her name was Lexus. My friend swore she was a dude ... but I did't think so. She introduced us to her busty black friend, whose name was Mercedes. What a coincidence!

At one point my buddy said 'dude she's in the bathroom lets get the f*ck outta here,' but at another point he said 'well, we could get blowjobs.' He was a very drunk man.

The saddest part is that she barely ate the sandwich. She just picked out the shrimp, with her long fake nails, and ate them with her hands. Only an empty husk remained. Of the sandwich, that is.

 

Hahahaha yes! Agreed on that beer homie.

 

This post sounds like the introduction to a fine novel.

 

I'm trying to quit chewing again. I ate an entire tin of Altoids Curious Strong Mints yesterday. Now I cannot stop sh!tting.

 

Do the turds have a menthol aroma?

 

No, they smell like cancerous death. They kinda feel spicy coming out.

 

L - O - L. I've always noticed that... but she's still top notch...

 

better be cope winter and remember quiters never win.

 

Chavez my thoughts are with you today. You will perservere amigo.

 

Llamas don't bite. They spit when they're agitated, but that's mostly at each other

 

Unimaginative return, although fairly accurate...

the real question is, how much do you OH squat?

 

Utah, get me two.

 

What ever your Mom weighs man.