I need help.Will I become a better surfer if I.....

Grow a beard? Wear a wool sock on my head in the middle of summer? ditch the leash and ride sgl. fins?get a hoodie? go vegan? (actually that might help but it ain't gonna happen!)Dbl. up on GMO's,do roids? watch surf videos and imagine it's me riding those waves? Does the brand?color of my baggies help?LB,SB,Fish,Disc.tri,sphere,quad,rd.tail,pin tail,swallow tail, holiday inn,PBR,High Life,join a surf/golf resort?

This is the kind of stuff I need to know.

 

I achieved that status a long time ago. I think I still got the medal for it.

 

We had a cat that died a few months ago at 18 years old.Had to sedate her when we took her to the vet. When we bathed her I swear she sounded like a human talking. RIP Mavis.

 

lol. I was in a surf shoppe purchasing a new leash(kook cord) and a lady was buying a pricey skim board for her kids. She actually asked which side to wax, the bottom or the top. She also was thinking of buying a trac top for it. Which got me to thinking, I've never seen some one use a trac top on a skim board. Do they? Looking at the kids and I have a feeling one of them is gonna break their wrist before the week is out.

 

Did not know.The break here is not real good for skimmimg into a wave mostly just running down the beach and twirling around so I can't say I've seen advanced skim boarding locally, but that's what u-tube is for. Actually there hasn't been much to surf for awhile either. Bummer.